Yeah, anyway... We humans always call ourselves the most intelligent of all the species on the planet and probably in the universe if we had a little bigger ego.. And sure that is probably true, we have done some great things in a short period of time and we are a head in the race with everybody else! We say that we are so complex and smart and I can to some extent buy that..But if we are so damn smart, why are we, in some cases, fucking retarded and easy? I dont mean like an idiot banging his head into a wall while screaming "pillows are hard to swallow!" or whatever retards screams when they bang their head into a wall... I mean why are we so easy and fragile? Why dont we use everything at full capacity?
We have two arms, yet almost everyone uses one of them to most of the activities when needing just one hand, why is that? Yeah, it´s not the end of the world thing here I am just saying we are very simple.. When I smoke a cigarette and I want a cup of coffee at the same time, I all of a sudden transforms into a fucking R-tard because I use my right hand to both those things but when they are mixed I have to concentrate on not dropping the cup with hot coffee thanks to my crappy left hand that cant do anything! That is of course our own fault because we just adapt and every part of us adapts too! If I have done something with my right hand for more than 25 times, I will continue to do so because its in my system now and my mind and body has gotten used to it! So maybe we are so complexed that even the smallest task appears harder than we think when in reality we have just got used with doing the same thing but in a much easier way so why change that!?
But we are sometimes very fragile and for us to live everything has to be just right! The conditions cant change to much because then we are screwed, I mean its a pitty and shame to confess that the homo sapiens is a comfy ass creature! You dont have to do much to hurt us, just have to turn the faucet a little to the left or right and we react! Everything has to be just right, not too hot but not to cold either! We break easily and have a pretty slow healing process and the most important we have has a shell not thicker than an egg! We are not very fast, we need to rest a lot of the time, crappy sight and crappy hearing, IF you compare with other creatures! But I guess everybody adapts differently; for a bear to adapt to a chilly environment he grows a thicker fur, for an eagle to get food he needs great sight and for a human to go fast we use our intelligence and we make a car that will take us faster than no other creature could ever take themselves and then we have the nerve to use an animalword to name the capacity of strength of our new machine! That is just rude...
Things would have been easier to do if we were equipped with more bodily functions! I mean breathing under water would have been great no? No need for expensive scuba- gear, just dive and breath! Flying? awesome right? dont have to worry about terrorists with bombs on planes and never eeever have to open one of those crappy ass peanutbags again, when all you want is some nice peanuts and "open" and every god damn nut flies up out of the bag and on the very questionable carpet under your feet... How great would it be if we werent so reliable on things? for instance what if our bodies would work perfectly without three meals a day? Maybe instead, we only needed three meals a month to go by as normal.. think about all the money we would save if we only needed three meals a month? Grocery shopping would be even kind of fun who knows? And parents would say to their skinny children, "you have to eat up, because next meal will not be for a while and we dont want to get hungry again in 6 days now would we!?" And to the fat kids; "Put down that bag of chips, you just had an icecream 4 days ago and we dont want you to spoil your appetite because the dinner is almost ready, just a couple of days now!"
But maybe, that would be unfair to the other species that actually have those abilities, but it would be great though..But okey, snakes, fishes and birds (I think those were the animals I copied in the examples above..) you get yours and we get ours ok fair and square?Maybe we are fine as the way we are, Just smart and easygoing creatures who probably should let the animals keep their abilities that we dont have, you got to let them have somethings to be proud over right?
Peace
onsdag 29 oktober 2008
Timing is crucial when coming up with new ideas!
Its been a while since I dashed down a couple of lines here and I would have loved to say that I havent had the time but that would be the biggest lie and lying is bad... Its jst that there are so little going on and its hard to find the great muse and in these days, muses dont grow on trees nor bushes! There are a lot of things we dont do or can do as human beings and we correct each other and stand in line without complaining because we just want to pay our dues and move on...Nothing of the extraordinary can touch us anymore! We are very hard to flatter and to impress, because we have seen it all up to this point, whether its a guy screaming violently to his cat or a kind of fat and wierdlooking guy who amazes us when he starts to sing, we´ve seen it all!
During my life things has changed drastically, I mean computers, cellphones, microwaves, bio and hybrid cars didnt exist in the late 80´s when I was born, but now they are practically a certainty for every person..except for the hybrid cars, even with the great deal that with a hybrid car you can park almost every where in our country, for free, people still dont get them..its easier to just go along with the old crappy environment killing car we always have driven.. Dont get me wrong here, I am not a greenpeace, Save the Wales, kind of guy I am just saying things have changed a lot in a short period of time! And what if we should have reacted as we do to some new stuff with all the new and developing stuff coming out? Just totally deny their existance because things are fine as they are! Well, if that would have been the case Adolf Hitler wouldnt have gotten to the power as easy because damn did he have a great luck with the timing of his "Coming out of the closet, to take over all the god damn countries in Europe- kind of a thing".. I mean the people were dying for a change with no jobs, no money and no patience left at all! Although many of them knew that his solution for change wasnt the best recepy but it was almost the only way out..I say almost because at the time people were fucking terrafied of the "Red cape" sweaping over the skies. So hmm communism or the nazis!?? and the fear of being a part of the well oiled red machine made them choose a time filled with wiping almost an entire population, Yeah great choice, sidestepping what could have been a tragedy and choose a violent little angry dude with a lot of issues as leader aaand in charge of the arsenal, instead!
But yeah, what if Germany at that period of time were a country with stability and good economy and the people were happy with things as they were? They would have laughed the little man right in his face as hard as they could.."Whaaat, no Adolf, why the hell would we want that? We are fine as we are, we dont need to execute millions of people, they havent done anything wrong maan! We are all happy with good jobs and a stabile market, what are you trying to change and why? The jews!? What have they done? Nothing bad has happen, what are you accusing them for, Adolf? But maybe he is right, the jews are probably responsible for the current situation...So, yeah lets make a celebration day for the Jews, because if they are responsible for how we live our lives now, they really deserve an awesome fiesta!"
How great would that have been? But sadly we all know that little poorlooking Adolf had a better timing than that, which sucks donkey... But how long can we keep upgrading ourselves? I think we are going to that place very soon when everybody is just fine with things as they are and move along paying our regular dues, although perhaps with some new and improved flarnerubgsdg... Yeah, dont look at me, the thing I am talking about hasnt been made yet, can you blame me for the spelling? How the hell can I spell a word that hasnt been invented yet?... Stupid spell- check with your red underlines...
Aaanyway!
During my life things has changed drastically, I mean computers, cellphones, microwaves, bio and hybrid cars didnt exist in the late 80´s when I was born, but now they are practically a certainty for every person..except for the hybrid cars, even with the great deal that with a hybrid car you can park almost every where in our country, for free, people still dont get them..its easier to just go along with the old crappy environment killing car we always have driven.. Dont get me wrong here, I am not a greenpeace, Save the Wales, kind of guy I am just saying things have changed a lot in a short period of time! And what if we should have reacted as we do to some new stuff with all the new and developing stuff coming out? Just totally deny their existance because things are fine as they are! Well, if that would have been the case Adolf Hitler wouldnt have gotten to the power as easy because damn did he have a great luck with the timing of his "Coming out of the closet, to take over all the god damn countries in Europe- kind of a thing".. I mean the people were dying for a change with no jobs, no money and no patience left at all! Although many of them knew that his solution for change wasnt the best recepy but it was almost the only way out..I say almost because at the time people were fucking terrafied of the "Red cape" sweaping over the skies. So hmm communism or the nazis!?? and the fear of being a part of the well oiled red machine made them choose a time filled with wiping almost an entire population, Yeah great choice, sidestepping what could have been a tragedy and choose a violent little angry dude with a lot of issues as leader aaand in charge of the arsenal, instead!
But yeah, what if Germany at that period of time were a country with stability and good economy and the people were happy with things as they were? They would have laughed the little man right in his face as hard as they could.."Whaaat, no Adolf, why the hell would we want that? We are fine as we are, we dont need to execute millions of people, they havent done anything wrong maan! We are all happy with good jobs and a stabile market, what are you trying to change and why? The jews!? What have they done? Nothing bad has happen, what are you accusing them for, Adolf? But maybe he is right, the jews are probably responsible for the current situation...So, yeah lets make a celebration day for the Jews, because if they are responsible for how we live our lives now, they really deserve an awesome fiesta!"
How great would that have been? But sadly we all know that little poorlooking Adolf had a better timing than that, which sucks donkey... But how long can we keep upgrading ourselves? I think we are going to that place very soon when everybody is just fine with things as they are and move along paying our regular dues, although perhaps with some new and improved flarnerubgsdg... Yeah, dont look at me, the thing I am talking about hasnt been made yet, can you blame me for the spelling? How the hell can I spell a word that hasnt been invented yet?... Stupid spell- check with your red underlines...
Aaanyway!
torsdag 9 oktober 2008
Drunken dudes cant fight crime, but damn it, we can apologize for it afterwards direct from our non- existing spines!
A lot of the places around the world there is a social proudness among the people a k a being patriotic, and for almoost everyone, that is a good thing! You have your country´s flag hanging on your porch and you can speak freely about your love for your own country! You can display it on shirts and other clothing and it just means that you like your homecountry and that you are proud of being a citizen in, yes you guessed right, what you call home!
Buuut, as a general swede, you know that isnt the case for us... having any sign of our swedish national flag on us or around us tells the rest of the mob; you are a rascist! now why is that? How spineless are we in this country? well, I am gonna tell you, we are so spineless as a group of people that we have invented the word, "lagom" and that word´s meaning is very hard to describe to other nationalities, because no other group of people has that word in their vocabulary, why? dont know... I think it´s because we are so neutral (well, we ourself claim that to be the truth because everybody knows that we havent been in any war for over 200 years or so, but honestly we cant call ourself neutral because we have been involved with one side or the other when the world wars were upon us..we helped with transportation of weapons and helped the nazis transport jews so we are not so neutral as we say we are, but whatever...) We are neutral to that extent that we have hard time picking sides in social environments and a lot of the times when a suggestion is brought on a friend group, many of the answers will be: "I dont know, whatever you feel like..." When we really do care and then bitch about it 30 minutes later over the fact we didnt got our way...Spineless is what it is!
But yeeees, the word "lagom" is saying that you are kind of something..like for instance; "how do you feel? response can be, and it´s totally gramatically legit; "lagom good".. you can put it infront of an emotion and that says that your are kind of good, not bad but not fine..follow me! but it can also be a way of saying something is just right, for instance; "Wow this soup was "lagom" hot! In that case the soup wasnt too hot nore too cold for eating it, it was just right!
So yeah, swedes are like the last bear in the story of goldylocks and the three bears!
But still, I love Sweden and the people here, becuase we are kind of like the little nice kid that hears all the time like "yeah this kid is going somewhere" because we have been rather successfull in world events such as sport, music industry, a couple of great actors and we have by comparison a pretty good and stabil society with our democracy although we should stop the foolish antiquated system of having a royal family! cmon, do we really need a king that is half retarded anyway? the old man cant speak nor read, what the hell? He couldnt even say the right country he was in while giving a speech, for god sake... Although the royal family sometimes works in our favour due to the fact that they are a great advertising pillar for our country! They cash in loads of money for our benefit and gives Sweden a face out to the world(although not a great face out, we can do better..ok, one of the princesses is hoooot so why not huh?)
Aaaanyway, we are that kid who is pretty successfull but still gets the biggest beating when coming home.. And by that I dont mean that we have problems with home abuses in Sweden I just mean that nothing is perfect! The swedish community and our people are very laid back, dont want to take up so much space and we are the ones who gets the line "Huh, Can you Speak Up please!??" and unsecure and apoligize a lot is our thing you know, buuut the second we get alcoholic beverages in our bodily systems, wooow loook the fuck out! We are obnoxious and loud as hell! We drink insanely big quantities of alcohol, it´s just pure old crazy! I dont know how much we consume every year, look it up yourself and you are going to get a biiig surprise.. Sweden, Norway,Denmark and Finland together go under the name "The Alcoholic Belt" (What a justice- league huh? a couple of drunken dudes just tearing stuff up, that is a preeetty big contradiction!)..very flattering indeed..And what makes it even more ridiculous is that in Sweden you cant even buy the stronger spirit in your everyday shop, no the government owns that market!! Isnt that insane? it would be more logic to hear that information with "yeah, alcohol is soo cheap and you can get it wherever you are most of the hours of the 24-hour period, so what else should we do!?" But that´s not even correct! We drink a great number of strong liquor, and this is of course a changeable variable but let´s say from when you are 15 years old, and you can only get it in one shop which closes 18.00 on the weekdays and 14.00 on saturdays and it´s not even that cheap!
That´s not even close to being logic...why do we consume so much alcohol!??
Aaaah, Sweden, I am so proud of our country of spineless,conflict-frightened "neutral" hobby- alcoholics! "Uuh, Hey my name is Hannes and I am a Swede.."- "heeeey Hannes".. "uuh, I have been a Swede my entire life since I escaped from my 9 months isolation, and I dont think I can quit this habit, "No Sir-iy Bob!" (I am not drunk now, you say dont drink and drive, I say dont drink and write, it will be messy indeed, I was just looking to see if a quote from little Elaine in Seinfeld would cheer anyone up..A Well, I like it, so just go away!)
Peace
Buuut, as a general swede, you know that isnt the case for us... having any sign of our swedish national flag on us or around us tells the rest of the mob; you are a rascist! now why is that? How spineless are we in this country? well, I am gonna tell you, we are so spineless as a group of people that we have invented the word, "lagom" and that word´s meaning is very hard to describe to other nationalities, because no other group of people has that word in their vocabulary, why? dont know... I think it´s because we are so neutral (well, we ourself claim that to be the truth because everybody knows that we havent been in any war for over 200 years or so, but honestly we cant call ourself neutral because we have been involved with one side or the other when the world wars were upon us..we helped with transportation of weapons and helped the nazis transport jews so we are not so neutral as we say we are, but whatever...) We are neutral to that extent that we have hard time picking sides in social environments and a lot of the times when a suggestion is brought on a friend group, many of the answers will be: "I dont know, whatever you feel like..." When we really do care and then bitch about it 30 minutes later over the fact we didnt got our way...Spineless is what it is!
But yeeees, the word "lagom" is saying that you are kind of something..like for instance; "how do you feel? response can be, and it´s totally gramatically legit; "lagom good".. you can put it infront of an emotion and that says that your are kind of good, not bad but not fine..follow me! but it can also be a way of saying something is just right, for instance; "Wow this soup was "lagom" hot! In that case the soup wasnt too hot nore too cold for eating it, it was just right!
So yeah, swedes are like the last bear in the story of goldylocks and the three bears!
But still, I love Sweden and the people here, becuase we are kind of like the little nice kid that hears all the time like "yeah this kid is going somewhere" because we have been rather successfull in world events such as sport, music industry, a couple of great actors and we have by comparison a pretty good and stabil society with our democracy although we should stop the foolish antiquated system of having a royal family! cmon, do we really need a king that is half retarded anyway? the old man cant speak nor read, what the hell? He couldnt even say the right country he was in while giving a speech, for god sake... Although the royal family sometimes works in our favour due to the fact that they are a great advertising pillar for our country! They cash in loads of money for our benefit and gives Sweden a face out to the world(although not a great face out, we can do better..ok, one of the princesses is hoooot so why not huh?)
Aaaanyway, we are that kid who is pretty successfull but still gets the biggest beating when coming home.. And by that I dont mean that we have problems with home abuses in Sweden I just mean that nothing is perfect! The swedish community and our people are very laid back, dont want to take up so much space and we are the ones who gets the line "Huh, Can you Speak Up please!??" and unsecure and apoligize a lot is our thing you know, buuut the second we get alcoholic beverages in our bodily systems, wooow loook the fuck out! We are obnoxious and loud as hell! We drink insanely big quantities of alcohol, it´s just pure old crazy! I dont know how much we consume every year, look it up yourself and you are going to get a biiig surprise.. Sweden, Norway,Denmark and Finland together go under the name "The Alcoholic Belt" (What a justice- league huh? a couple of drunken dudes just tearing stuff up, that is a preeetty big contradiction!)..very flattering indeed..And what makes it even more ridiculous is that in Sweden you cant even buy the stronger spirit in your everyday shop, no the government owns that market!! Isnt that insane? it would be more logic to hear that information with "yeah, alcohol is soo cheap and you can get it wherever you are most of the hours of the 24-hour period, so what else should we do!?" But that´s not even correct! We drink a great number of strong liquor, and this is of course a changeable variable but let´s say from when you are 15 years old, and you can only get it in one shop which closes 18.00 on the weekdays and 14.00 on saturdays and it´s not even that cheap!
That´s not even close to being logic...why do we consume so much alcohol!??
Aaaah, Sweden, I am so proud of our country of spineless,conflict-frightened "neutral" hobby- alcoholics! "Uuh, Hey my name is Hannes and I am a Swede.."- "heeeey Hannes".. "uuh, I have been a Swede my entire life since I escaped from my 9 months isolation, and I dont think I can quit this habit, "No Sir-iy Bob!" (I am not drunk now, you say dont drink and drive, I say dont drink and write, it will be messy indeed, I was just looking to see if a quote from little Elaine in Seinfeld would cheer anyone up..A Well, I like it, so just go away!)
Peace
onsdag 8 oktober 2008
does having means that you have a life!?
What is having a life? Is it to have a job, family, girlfriend (ok, it´s 2008 so a "partner"...) or a lot of friends? Do you have a life if you dont have neither of the above? Of course you have a life because you have to be alive to read this...barely though...But a life in the sence of being proud of what you do..is life equal to how proud you are of what you posses?
I consider a job to be the most important to have and with that you can definitely say that you have a life! although having a girlfriend is nice if it´s a good relationship and friends are always very important to have... And yeah family is of course very important but almost everyone has that so it still wont make you feel any better with two parents than none while waking up past lunch time!
but the job is still great to have because a lot comes with a job like after work activities, new friends and of course the greatest thing; to know that you are earning more money! Becuase lets be honest here, money is veeery important and I will quote one of the greatest comedians of all time becuase it´s fucking true; "Money doesnt buy happiness,, that phrase should end with -"Just Kidding!" And also with a job at your disposal will eliminate a lot of the low- life activites and replace it with better things to do, for instance to not fall asleep infront of the TV with a playstation control in your hands and crums of whatever on your shirt, you bum!
As an unemployed guy I consider myself having very little to do and therefor I think I dont have much to call a life..A lot of the time is being spent in front of something such as the computer and the old tele, so how in the world can I be proud of something like that? Not having enough money for what you want to do really bites.. But I can still answer the question becuase I have always some kind of plan in the nearby future...So go ahead, ask me the question, becuase I got something to say,, and if you really suck as a human being I will totally lie to make you feel as worse as you should be doing because maaan I hate you!
(what question am I talking about you say? that explanation will appear itself below these words due to my adlibing of this part of the text, after I wrote the upcoming sentences, while proofreading it..ok not proofreading it, I read every text once after I write them just to see if it´s worth publishing, and yes 9 out of 10 times, I will publish what I adlib becuase it´s just that damn good!)
In social environments there are a lot of polite curiousity going on with lines like these; "Hey, how you doing? great great, say what do you do these days!?" and under those sircumstances you can determine how much of a life you have depending on how your answer will be to those kind of questions..If you have an answer, any at all, like if you have something going on in the present or plans of the near future like a trip, a job coming up or maybe even to say that you just won the lottery and you are going to relax on a beach far far away from the crappy ass town you are living in..Because almost everyone that can stand on two feet (and those who cant wants to stand on both feet so yeah I am right in everything I say, so fuck off!) wants what they dont have! for instance like a person with straight hair wants curly hair, a person that is short wants to be taller, a dude that is going to be electrocuted wants a regular chair, it´s just how we are! (the examples above will work on both ways, except the last one, because a dude with a regular chair doesnt want to get executed, why would he? he is innocent! okey being innocent doesnt necessarily mean that you wont get putted to sleep, USA has proven us wrong there a whole bunch of times...That would really suck huh? knowing you are completely innocent and at the same time see two guys in white labcoats strapping you in while holding a huge needle, and it aint a placebo- test with saltwater in that my friend! You are a "dead man walking!" Wooow, that was a huuuge detour to what I was originally going to say... But yeah, In those situations when you have an answer, you can honestly come up to the conclusion that you have in fact a life worth living!
Even if you know that what you have going on really bites like you know your girlfriend is ugly and annoying.. and you do know that your job sucks because you are daydreaming of just stabbing everyone in the drive-through line in their throats this day due to the fact that there are too many fat lards in the world these days and you are close to a fucking melt down as the cashier at Mcdonalds..(yeah yeah not fat, okey the people that are eating McMenues are just stressed and dont have time to make their own food, yeah stick to that story when you cant fit on the escalator! Even then, you still have an answer!!
And under those sircumstances, what do you do? Well, you lie and make up fake names on what you really do that sounds cooler so instead of saying you work at Mcdonald´s drive- through you say you are in the restaurant buisness and instead of saying the name of your asshole to "partner" becuase maybe the asking fellow knows her/him by her/his name, you say that you are singel..is that easy...because it´s much easier to lie when you just have to exaggerate your own life and habits..
but if you dont have an answer at all that can show the fact that you actually are having productive days filled with activities, it´s much harder to lie and much easier to walk away from the dude that asked it becuase you know the truth of why he asked it in the first place, right? He is just waiting for you to say; "and what do you do?" because his life is going great and he wishes to throw that in your sad face the second after you are done with your life- description, believe me! Unless the question is asked to a person you want to jump around in the sack with two hours from now, you can go with the curiousity to sound involved and that you are interested, maybe you get lucky!
So, my conclusion is, if you have an answer to a polite, but still curious as hell, question you can consider yourself of having a life! Not a great one, because to have a great one you have to have everything of the first examples I gave of what you must have to have a life worth living, and that is a good paying job, a hot girlfriend, and nice friends....and yes, your family should exist too but thats not a "must have"...as usual... And by the way, if you are reading this, well, then you are soon to be a nobody with nothing of the above..just a good sense of humour!
(this text was the funniest I have written so far because maaan did I adlib or what!? it´s probably wierd to read but hope you tried your best!)
I consider a job to be the most important to have and with that you can definitely say that you have a life! although having a girlfriend is nice if it´s a good relationship and friends are always very important to have... And yeah family is of course very important but almost everyone has that so it still wont make you feel any better with two parents than none while waking up past lunch time!
but the job is still great to have because a lot comes with a job like after work activities, new friends and of course the greatest thing; to know that you are earning more money! Becuase lets be honest here, money is veeery important and I will quote one of the greatest comedians of all time becuase it´s fucking true; "Money doesnt buy happiness,, that phrase should end with -"Just Kidding!" And also with a job at your disposal will eliminate a lot of the low- life activites and replace it with better things to do, for instance to not fall asleep infront of the TV with a playstation control in your hands and crums of whatever on your shirt, you bum!
As an unemployed guy I consider myself having very little to do and therefor I think I dont have much to call a life..A lot of the time is being spent in front of something such as the computer and the old tele, so how in the world can I be proud of something like that? Not having enough money for what you want to do really bites.. But I can still answer the question becuase I have always some kind of plan in the nearby future...So go ahead, ask me the question, becuase I got something to say,, and if you really suck as a human being I will totally lie to make you feel as worse as you should be doing because maaan I hate you!
(what question am I talking about you say? that explanation will appear itself below these words due to my adlibing of this part of the text, after I wrote the upcoming sentences, while proofreading it..ok not proofreading it, I read every text once after I write them just to see if it´s worth publishing, and yes 9 out of 10 times, I will publish what I adlib becuase it´s just that damn good!)
In social environments there are a lot of polite curiousity going on with lines like these; "Hey, how you doing? great great, say what do you do these days!?" and under those sircumstances you can determine how much of a life you have depending on how your answer will be to those kind of questions..If you have an answer, any at all, like if you have something going on in the present or plans of the near future like a trip, a job coming up or maybe even to say that you just won the lottery and you are going to relax on a beach far far away from the crappy ass town you are living in..Because almost everyone that can stand on two feet (and those who cant wants to stand on both feet so yeah I am right in everything I say, so fuck off!) wants what they dont have! for instance like a person with straight hair wants curly hair, a person that is short wants to be taller, a dude that is going to be electrocuted wants a regular chair, it´s just how we are! (the examples above will work on both ways, except the last one, because a dude with a regular chair doesnt want to get executed, why would he? he is innocent! okey being innocent doesnt necessarily mean that you wont get putted to sleep, USA has proven us wrong there a whole bunch of times...That would really suck huh? knowing you are completely innocent and at the same time see two guys in white labcoats strapping you in while holding a huge needle, and it aint a placebo- test with saltwater in that my friend! You are a "dead man walking!" Wooow, that was a huuuge detour to what I was originally going to say... But yeah, In those situations when you have an answer, you can honestly come up to the conclusion that you have in fact a life worth living!
Even if you know that what you have going on really bites like you know your girlfriend is ugly and annoying.. and you do know that your job sucks because you are daydreaming of just stabbing everyone in the drive-through line in their throats this day due to the fact that there are too many fat lards in the world these days and you are close to a fucking melt down as the cashier at Mcdonalds..(yeah yeah not fat, okey the people that are eating McMenues are just stressed and dont have time to make their own food, yeah stick to that story when you cant fit on the escalator! Even then, you still have an answer!!
And under those sircumstances, what do you do? Well, you lie and make up fake names on what you really do that sounds cooler so instead of saying you work at Mcdonald´s drive- through you say you are in the restaurant buisness and instead of saying the name of your asshole to "partner" becuase maybe the asking fellow knows her/him by her/his name, you say that you are singel..is that easy...because it´s much easier to lie when you just have to exaggerate your own life and habits..
but if you dont have an answer at all that can show the fact that you actually are having productive days filled with activities, it´s much harder to lie and much easier to walk away from the dude that asked it becuase you know the truth of why he asked it in the first place, right? He is just waiting for you to say; "and what do you do?" because his life is going great and he wishes to throw that in your sad face the second after you are done with your life- description, believe me! Unless the question is asked to a person you want to jump around in the sack with two hours from now, you can go with the curiousity to sound involved and that you are interested, maybe you get lucky!
So, my conclusion is, if you have an answer to a polite, but still curious as hell, question you can consider yourself of having a life! Not a great one, because to have a great one you have to have everything of the first examples I gave of what you must have to have a life worth living, and that is a good paying job, a hot girlfriend, and nice friends....and yes, your family should exist too but thats not a "must have"...as usual... And by the way, if you are reading this, well, then you are soon to be a nobody with nothing of the above..just a good sense of humour!
(this text was the funniest I have written so far because maaan did I adlib or what!? it´s probably wierd to read but hope you tried your best!)
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