torsdag 18 september 2008

(the story is putted on hold) Crap, you only getting three!

okey the story have to wait.. I must have been high writing I would put it out here, fuck that! buut when I figure out more to this story than just a plot and the dude the whole story is about, I´ll get back to you!

Btw, wouldnt it be great to have the ctrl+Z- move in real life? I would love that, think about it, taking stuff back with bad excuses and lies would vanish from our lives..You know how awkward it can get everytime you do stuff that´s just not cool!? Of course you want to take those things back but you cant because I mean 9 times out of 10 when you get the question:"Why did you do this? Why in gods name were you totally checkin in that woman´s ass? Why!? you are married to ME dickwad!" the answer (if there´s one) is just as stupid as the action you just did! you can´t go and tell the truth to those question, then all the relationships in the world would be over in a second.. you "dont want" to tell a lie either but you have to cause the truth suck in those situations, I mean the truth to the ass-question!? cmon, seriously? really would you tell the truth: "What!? why shouldnt I!? since we got married you havent exercised one minute, you are getting FAT, Lady!",, yeah go with that, see what it leads you...divorce dumbass!

So the truth sucks, lying gives you guilt, so what you do? (Well, you could stop looking at other female´s rears all day, but seriously, that aint gonna happen, cause we are guys and guys equals pigs and you have said that all along ladies, so how can you even think about trusting a pig and think he is going to do better? aah the naivetivity...) well IF, you had the ctrl+Z- move, you´d hit that in a second, how great would that feel, just go "Yeah baby shake those puppies for me!" then just "ooh fuck.." then the question comes: "Why were you looking down that woman´s cleevage for? arn´t mine good enough for you,HuH??" you can easily go: "oh I am sry honey, I "Regret" it(ctrl+Z, ctrl+Z) Then "SLAAP!!, right in the face"..."craap... I forgot you can only use it three times and I fucked her sister during lunch!! But hey at least she caught me with this cleevage-thing, it could have been worse, I am going to Vegas tomorrow, then boom, three new ones coming right up!:D""

I love technology... peace out!

1 kommentar:

Anonym sa...

hehehe. i love it. if we are pigs now, think about what we would be if we also had three ctrl+z a day... geese. can you make it happen? :D