But yeah every city has its charm but every place always has something that they cant really be proud of! For instance I cant imagine americans are very proud of that over 30000 people are dying in gunrelated situations every year! I dont think Germany are particullary jolly over the fact that one of the biggest murderers in history were leading their country for a couple of years back in the days...Agreed? So, yeah every place in the world has something they want to forget but sometimes those things are pretty funny when you are deep smack in the middle of it!
I was in Barcelona a couple of months ago and drugdealers are waiting for you on every streetcorner you are strolling down on! At first its something you really reflect on and you think you can change the world with just saying the words, "Did you hear that guy? He was trying to sell narcotics to me, right on the street! That is so wrong, I cant believe this, I am chocked, CHOCKED!" Cause that´s how we function, especially swedes when going to other places that isnt Sweden! But pretty quickly you realize you cant do shit cause you are an unsignificant fuck and in reality; nothing is perfect! So, you can either feel bad about it and think about every shit that goes on, or you can just let it go and move on cause you cant do anything about it! So just Foorget that people are dying needlessly in diseases and due to drugs around the world, shit happens, roll with it, nothing is sacred anymore and nothing is perfect! So as soon you realize that you cant do anything about it, you can just find a way to live your own life simultaneously to all the shit that goes on in the world!
And that´s when you can see the funny part in almost everything! I did that, when I was at the beach one day, and this is by the way in the middle of broad daylight around lunchtime, and this spanish dude comes up to me. He starts offering things and his verbal list starts with legal shit and just spirals down to any crap you can think of! I am just chilling and this dude, and for the record, this dude wasnt the only one, no they were at least 10 dudes walking around offering the same thing every other minute! Like after my first no I all off a sudden is in a desperate need of "Hashish" as they so proudly pronounces it! But yeah this dude comes up and just casually starts to offer me in this verbally putted list of his, just like; "What do you want? water, fanta, cola, sprite.. beer....hashiiish??" Haha I just love the fact that he starts out slow with regular soft drinks and just keep going down the list with wierder and wierder suggestions and for every offer he presents to me, the pause between them are longer and longer due to the fact that what he really wants to sell is the things that are in the bottom of his list! He probably doesnt even have any soft drinks at all, he is just there to sell his weed and he think he has come up with the best system in the world to keep it on the down low! If I would have said; "uuuh yeah a coke would be awesome!", He probably would get upset and say; "A coke!?? Are you fucking stupid, you think I am standing here trying to sell soft drinks!?" You know, he just starts judging me for asking him for a coke, just like; "A Coke? There is a 7-eleven right THERE! How lazy are you!??"
and just wandering off really slow, still mumbling like; "stupid tourists...coke..pff..fucking moron.."But of course in spanish but you know I only took spanish courses for the field trip to party a lot in Spain, like everyother kid that takes language courses... To learn??... Fuck that...
But it would be awesome if every criminal should do that list- kind of a thing everytime before they commit a crime! Like if a criminal came up to a girl on the street in the middle of the night, just like; "What do you want? Robbery? I can rob you and steal like your handbag...Assault? Huuuh what do you think, I can just round up my buddies and we could like kick you and punch you til you actually give us all of your money, that´s pretty cool right? Or check this out, how about rape and manslaughter!? That is personally my favourite! Like I start talking to you really nice and then I slap you to the ground and drag you to the closest bushes and tear off all your clothes and then I top it of by hanging you in a tree so it will look like suicide!? Huh, how about that?" She is like; "uuhm, I think I will pass this time, raincheck, OK? But maybe I will come back to this streetcorner next week and get some of that sexual abuse, ok?"
It would be much easier to avoid problems, I think!
peace
måndag 3 november 2008
A lot of the times its funny as hell to call a bluff!
Every city in the world has its own charm and many places around the globe has something to be proud of.. It can be anything from a village having more sheep than people as population to a place with great history and ruins that amazes you while wandering around the place! And we all want to go there cause we are, well humans! Because we as a race have that special feeling when not believing in something until we´ve seen it with our own eyes! We are just stubborn as a fucking mule! It can also be that adventurous adrenaline that gives us the need to explore places, from time to time, outside of our safe bubble that is surrounded with a white picketfence..
It can also be for the very simple reason that enables us to say in a discussion; "Well, I actually went there last spring with my wife, yeah it was lovely, you should go there when you have the chance, magnificant!" Just to shine a little bit in our usual and boring lives... Because lets face it, we are a group of bastards just looking for any opportunity to show off and shine in other people´s company! I mean who doesnt get that little smile when the following situation presents itself from phrases like; "did you hear? the swedish national football team won in a match against Brazil?" Then he comes in, you know, that guy who always wants to top whatever you just said, because..its fun?? no its not fun at all, its simply because he is an Asshole!; "Uuh, yeah, I was there, it was awesome! I even talked a little bit with Zlatan after the game... he is a nice guy actually, he invited me and my wife to his place for christmas, but I dont know, think we will cancel, I mean we got our own lives to think about, we dont want to intrude!!" dont you hate that guy?
Every friend- group has that guy either close to them or someone they aaaalways meet out in a pub or something like that.. I am gonna let you in on a little secret; either you have one of the coolest guys as your friend or for the most part, you have a liar in your life! We all know that guy, he always has an answer lined up, its almost like he has quecards under the table and/ or he is probably taping every channel´s latest newscast there is and memorize it word for word..The only difference is that he remembers the things he hear with himself in the stories! That cant be easy, all cred to the cronical liars, because damn it must be really hard to remember eveything they have "experienced" in their lives! But we know, sooner or later they will slip up and the lies dont cooperate with eachother anymore! He knows it, you know it but the show must go on and no one corrects him, becuase you know, its more fun that way! Its like, "Yeah, I was thiiis close to be drafted when I just "happened" to stumble into Madison Square Garden where the New York Rangers are playing and I got to talk with the manager and we booked a date and a time for me to try out for the team, but then what do you know? I get hit by a cab, you know one of those yellow ones you always see in movies? Yeah, you know what I am talking about guys, you are always in front of the TV, bumming around!"
You know how they get worked up when they are starting a "story" aka a lie? They love every second of it, because they get really into the character and start believing it themself, so all of a sudden they start picking on you for not being high and mighty as him you know? just thinking to himself that he is the greatest and cant believe that he is hanging out with you loosers! and its sooo funny to listen intensly just putting more fuel to his ego, like you are really believing in everything that comes out of the dude´s mouth but in reality you are just waiting for him to stop and breath for a moment! because almost every time there is someone there that he would like to impress, 9 times out of 10, its a girl! so the lying just doesnt stop and under those sircumstances it is just hilarious to cut them off and just flat out call their bluff! Just cut him off once and just go mental on his ass and totally call his bluff, like this;
"Ok, first things first, you are an asshole who should be putted to sleep this second or at least be captured by the Korean army as an enemy and get aaaa loooot of cuts and bruises because damn I hate you, Vanish! And yeah, asshole, we know the yellow cabs, do you think we are stupid? However why you know it, its probably the exact same way how we know it; infront of the TV, U arrogant bastard! But the only difference between us two and you is when you watch something interesting or cool on the old tele, you see yourself doing it, you SOB trash! Just because you can memorize the words from anything doesnt mean you persé did them you freaking lunatic! And also, you have never been to New York, You havent even been outside your freaking doorstep since you quit school two years ago and the only logical reason on how you can possibly know the name of the New York Rangers´s home arena, is from last week`s 90 minutes documentary on NHL´s history, which you saw with US, you annoying dill-hole!!"
try it sometime when one of your friends just go on and on, you can almost make them cry when they realize they have been made a fool!
But beware, most of these guys are the ones who steals their father´s rifle and just go mental in some school!
Goooooood, I hate those guys soo much, noticed that anyone? But you gotta give them cred for coming up on all the shit and also they are very good with memorizing small ass details, too bad they didnt focused their one of a kind- memory on something worth while because you people with good memory are a very rare group, indeed!
OK, damn this wasnt at all what I wanted to write about, fuck.. Alright, one more long text cant hurt me, I dont think I can get too many complaints though and thats the beauty with not having so many readers, its impossible to get many complaints, becuase if you are not dumb you can probably work out for yourself that the number of complaints are in direct proportion to the number of readers! so cleared out that buisness for you! Okey, complaints or no complaints, I will divide this text into two different ones cause, its too F-ing looong..So this one stops here and now and the other will be right above this one, so scroll that shit!
Peace
It can also be for the very simple reason that enables us to say in a discussion; "Well, I actually went there last spring with my wife, yeah it was lovely, you should go there when you have the chance, magnificant!" Just to shine a little bit in our usual and boring lives... Because lets face it, we are a group of bastards just looking for any opportunity to show off and shine in other people´s company! I mean who doesnt get that little smile when the following situation presents itself from phrases like; "did you hear? the swedish national football team won in a match against Brazil?" Then he comes in, you know, that guy who always wants to top whatever you just said, because..its fun?? no its not fun at all, its simply because he is an Asshole!; "Uuh, yeah, I was there, it was awesome! I even talked a little bit with Zlatan after the game... he is a nice guy actually, he invited me and my wife to his place for christmas, but I dont know, think we will cancel, I mean we got our own lives to think about, we dont want to intrude!!" dont you hate that guy?
Every friend- group has that guy either close to them or someone they aaaalways meet out in a pub or something like that.. I am gonna let you in on a little secret; either you have one of the coolest guys as your friend or for the most part, you have a liar in your life! We all know that guy, he always has an answer lined up, its almost like he has quecards under the table and/ or he is probably taping every channel´s latest newscast there is and memorize it word for word..The only difference is that he remembers the things he hear with himself in the stories! That cant be easy, all cred to the cronical liars, because damn it must be really hard to remember eveything they have "experienced" in their lives! But we know, sooner or later they will slip up and the lies dont cooperate with eachother anymore! He knows it, you know it but the show must go on and no one corrects him, becuase you know, its more fun that way! Its like, "Yeah, I was thiiis close to be drafted when I just "happened" to stumble into Madison Square Garden where the New York Rangers are playing and I got to talk with the manager and we booked a date and a time for me to try out for the team, but then what do you know? I get hit by a cab, you know one of those yellow ones you always see in movies? Yeah, you know what I am talking about guys, you are always in front of the TV, bumming around!"
You know how they get worked up when they are starting a "story" aka a lie? They love every second of it, because they get really into the character and start believing it themself, so all of a sudden they start picking on you for not being high and mighty as him you know? just thinking to himself that he is the greatest and cant believe that he is hanging out with you loosers! and its sooo funny to listen intensly just putting more fuel to his ego, like you are really believing in everything that comes out of the dude´s mouth but in reality you are just waiting for him to stop and breath for a moment! because almost every time there is someone there that he would like to impress, 9 times out of 10, its a girl! so the lying just doesnt stop and under those sircumstances it is just hilarious to cut them off and just flat out call their bluff! Just cut him off once and just go mental on his ass and totally call his bluff, like this;
"Ok, first things first, you are an asshole who should be putted to sleep this second or at least be captured by the Korean army as an enemy and get aaaa loooot of cuts and bruises because damn I hate you, Vanish! And yeah, asshole, we know the yellow cabs, do you think we are stupid? However why you know it, its probably the exact same way how we know it; infront of the TV, U arrogant bastard! But the only difference between us two and you is when you watch something interesting or cool on the old tele, you see yourself doing it, you SOB trash! Just because you can memorize the words from anything doesnt mean you persé did them you freaking lunatic! And also, you have never been to New York, You havent even been outside your freaking doorstep since you quit school two years ago and the only logical reason on how you can possibly know the name of the New York Rangers´s home arena, is from last week`s 90 minutes documentary on NHL´s history, which you saw with US, you annoying dill-hole!!"
try it sometime when one of your friends just go on and on, you can almost make them cry when they realize they have been made a fool!
But beware, most of these guys are the ones who steals their father´s rifle and just go mental in some school!
Goooooood, I hate those guys soo much, noticed that anyone? But you gotta give them cred for coming up on all the shit and also they are very good with memorizing small ass details, too bad they didnt focused their one of a kind- memory on something worth while because you people with good memory are a very rare group, indeed!
OK, damn this wasnt at all what I wanted to write about, fuck.. Alright, one more long text cant hurt me, I dont think I can get too many complaints though and thats the beauty with not having so many readers, its impossible to get many complaints, becuase if you are not dumb you can probably work out for yourself that the number of complaints are in direct proportion to the number of readers! so cleared out that buisness for you! Okey, complaints or no complaints, I will divide this text into two different ones cause, its too F-ing looong..So this one stops here and now and the other will be right above this one, so scroll that shit!
Peace
onsdag 29 oktober 2008
Where the fuck is my gills? I need my set of wings, PRONTO!
Yeah, anyway... We humans always call ourselves the most intelligent of all the species on the planet and probably in the universe if we had a little bigger ego.. And sure that is probably true, we have done some great things in a short period of time and we are a head in the race with everybody else! We say that we are so complex and smart and I can to some extent buy that..But if we are so damn smart, why are we, in some cases, fucking retarded and easy? I dont mean like an idiot banging his head into a wall while screaming "pillows are hard to swallow!" or whatever retards screams when they bang their head into a wall... I mean why are we so easy and fragile? Why dont we use everything at full capacity?
We have two arms, yet almost everyone uses one of them to most of the activities when needing just one hand, why is that? Yeah, it´s not the end of the world thing here I am just saying we are very simple.. When I smoke a cigarette and I want a cup of coffee at the same time, I all of a sudden transforms into a fucking R-tard because I use my right hand to both those things but when they are mixed I have to concentrate on not dropping the cup with hot coffee thanks to my crappy left hand that cant do anything! That is of course our own fault because we just adapt and every part of us adapts too! If I have done something with my right hand for more than 25 times, I will continue to do so because its in my system now and my mind and body has gotten used to it! So maybe we are so complexed that even the smallest task appears harder than we think when in reality we have just got used with doing the same thing but in a much easier way so why change that!?
But we are sometimes very fragile and for us to live everything has to be just right! The conditions cant change to much because then we are screwed, I mean its a pitty and shame to confess that the homo sapiens is a comfy ass creature! You dont have to do much to hurt us, just have to turn the faucet a little to the left or right and we react! Everything has to be just right, not too hot but not to cold either! We break easily and have a pretty slow healing process and the most important we have has a shell not thicker than an egg! We are not very fast, we need to rest a lot of the time, crappy sight and crappy hearing, IF you compare with other creatures! But I guess everybody adapts differently; for a bear to adapt to a chilly environment he grows a thicker fur, for an eagle to get food he needs great sight and for a human to go fast we use our intelligence and we make a car that will take us faster than no other creature could ever take themselves and then we have the nerve to use an animalword to name the capacity of strength of our new machine! That is just rude...
Things would have been easier to do if we were equipped with more bodily functions! I mean breathing under water would have been great no? No need for expensive scuba- gear, just dive and breath! Flying? awesome right? dont have to worry about terrorists with bombs on planes and never eeever have to open one of those crappy ass peanutbags again, when all you want is some nice peanuts and "open" and every god damn nut flies up out of the bag and on the very questionable carpet under your feet... How great would it be if we werent so reliable on things? for instance what if our bodies would work perfectly without three meals a day? Maybe instead, we only needed three meals a month to go by as normal.. think about all the money we would save if we only needed three meals a month? Grocery shopping would be even kind of fun who knows? And parents would say to their skinny children, "you have to eat up, because next meal will not be for a while and we dont want to get hungry again in 6 days now would we!?" And to the fat kids; "Put down that bag of chips, you just had an icecream 4 days ago and we dont want you to spoil your appetite because the dinner is almost ready, just a couple of days now!"
But maybe, that would be unfair to the other species that actually have those abilities, but it would be great though..But okey, snakes, fishes and birds (I think those were the animals I copied in the examples above..) you get yours and we get ours ok fair and square?Maybe we are fine as the way we are, Just smart and easygoing creatures who probably should let the animals keep their abilities that we dont have, you got to let them have somethings to be proud over right?
Peace
We have two arms, yet almost everyone uses one of them to most of the activities when needing just one hand, why is that? Yeah, it´s not the end of the world thing here I am just saying we are very simple.. When I smoke a cigarette and I want a cup of coffee at the same time, I all of a sudden transforms into a fucking R-tard because I use my right hand to both those things but when they are mixed I have to concentrate on not dropping the cup with hot coffee thanks to my crappy left hand that cant do anything! That is of course our own fault because we just adapt and every part of us adapts too! If I have done something with my right hand for more than 25 times, I will continue to do so because its in my system now and my mind and body has gotten used to it! So maybe we are so complexed that even the smallest task appears harder than we think when in reality we have just got used with doing the same thing but in a much easier way so why change that!?
But we are sometimes very fragile and for us to live everything has to be just right! The conditions cant change to much because then we are screwed, I mean its a pitty and shame to confess that the homo sapiens is a comfy ass creature! You dont have to do much to hurt us, just have to turn the faucet a little to the left or right and we react! Everything has to be just right, not too hot but not to cold either! We break easily and have a pretty slow healing process and the most important we have has a shell not thicker than an egg! We are not very fast, we need to rest a lot of the time, crappy sight and crappy hearing, IF you compare with other creatures! But I guess everybody adapts differently; for a bear to adapt to a chilly environment he grows a thicker fur, for an eagle to get food he needs great sight and for a human to go fast we use our intelligence and we make a car that will take us faster than no other creature could ever take themselves and then we have the nerve to use an animalword to name the capacity of strength of our new machine! That is just rude...
Things would have been easier to do if we were equipped with more bodily functions! I mean breathing under water would have been great no? No need for expensive scuba- gear, just dive and breath! Flying? awesome right? dont have to worry about terrorists with bombs on planes and never eeever have to open one of those crappy ass peanutbags again, when all you want is some nice peanuts and "open" and every god damn nut flies up out of the bag and on the very questionable carpet under your feet... How great would it be if we werent so reliable on things? for instance what if our bodies would work perfectly without three meals a day? Maybe instead, we only needed three meals a month to go by as normal.. think about all the money we would save if we only needed three meals a month? Grocery shopping would be even kind of fun who knows? And parents would say to their skinny children, "you have to eat up, because next meal will not be for a while and we dont want to get hungry again in 6 days now would we!?" And to the fat kids; "Put down that bag of chips, you just had an icecream 4 days ago and we dont want you to spoil your appetite because the dinner is almost ready, just a couple of days now!"
But maybe, that would be unfair to the other species that actually have those abilities, but it would be great though..But okey, snakes, fishes and birds (I think those were the animals I copied in the examples above..) you get yours and we get ours ok fair and square?Maybe we are fine as the way we are, Just smart and easygoing creatures who probably should let the animals keep their abilities that we dont have, you got to let them have somethings to be proud over right?
Peace
Timing is crucial when coming up with new ideas!
Its been a while since I dashed down a couple of lines here and I would have loved to say that I havent had the time but that would be the biggest lie and lying is bad... Its jst that there are so little going on and its hard to find the great muse and in these days, muses dont grow on trees nor bushes! There are a lot of things we dont do or can do as human beings and we correct each other and stand in line without complaining because we just want to pay our dues and move on...Nothing of the extraordinary can touch us anymore! We are very hard to flatter and to impress, because we have seen it all up to this point, whether its a guy screaming violently to his cat or a kind of fat and wierdlooking guy who amazes us when he starts to sing, we´ve seen it all!
During my life things has changed drastically, I mean computers, cellphones, microwaves, bio and hybrid cars didnt exist in the late 80´s when I was born, but now they are practically a certainty for every person..except for the hybrid cars, even with the great deal that with a hybrid car you can park almost every where in our country, for free, people still dont get them..its easier to just go along with the old crappy environment killing car we always have driven.. Dont get me wrong here, I am not a greenpeace, Save the Wales, kind of guy I am just saying things have changed a lot in a short period of time! And what if we should have reacted as we do to some new stuff with all the new and developing stuff coming out? Just totally deny their existance because things are fine as they are! Well, if that would have been the case Adolf Hitler wouldnt have gotten to the power as easy because damn did he have a great luck with the timing of his "Coming out of the closet, to take over all the god damn countries in Europe- kind of a thing".. I mean the people were dying for a change with no jobs, no money and no patience left at all! Although many of them knew that his solution for change wasnt the best recepy but it was almost the only way out..I say almost because at the time people were fucking terrafied of the "Red cape" sweaping over the skies. So hmm communism or the nazis!?? and the fear of being a part of the well oiled red machine made them choose a time filled with wiping almost an entire population, Yeah great choice, sidestepping what could have been a tragedy and choose a violent little angry dude with a lot of issues as leader aaand in charge of the arsenal, instead!
But yeah, what if Germany at that period of time were a country with stability and good economy and the people were happy with things as they were? They would have laughed the little man right in his face as hard as they could.."Whaaat, no Adolf, why the hell would we want that? We are fine as we are, we dont need to execute millions of people, they havent done anything wrong maan! We are all happy with good jobs and a stabile market, what are you trying to change and why? The jews!? What have they done? Nothing bad has happen, what are you accusing them for, Adolf? But maybe he is right, the jews are probably responsible for the current situation...So, yeah lets make a celebration day for the Jews, because if they are responsible for how we live our lives now, they really deserve an awesome fiesta!"
How great would that have been? But sadly we all know that little poorlooking Adolf had a better timing than that, which sucks donkey... But how long can we keep upgrading ourselves? I think we are going to that place very soon when everybody is just fine with things as they are and move along paying our regular dues, although perhaps with some new and improved flarnerubgsdg... Yeah, dont look at me, the thing I am talking about hasnt been made yet, can you blame me for the spelling? How the hell can I spell a word that hasnt been invented yet?... Stupid spell- check with your red underlines...
Aaanyway!
During my life things has changed drastically, I mean computers, cellphones, microwaves, bio and hybrid cars didnt exist in the late 80´s when I was born, but now they are practically a certainty for every person..except for the hybrid cars, even with the great deal that with a hybrid car you can park almost every where in our country, for free, people still dont get them..its easier to just go along with the old crappy environment killing car we always have driven.. Dont get me wrong here, I am not a greenpeace, Save the Wales, kind of guy I am just saying things have changed a lot in a short period of time! And what if we should have reacted as we do to some new stuff with all the new and developing stuff coming out? Just totally deny their existance because things are fine as they are! Well, if that would have been the case Adolf Hitler wouldnt have gotten to the power as easy because damn did he have a great luck with the timing of his "Coming out of the closet, to take over all the god damn countries in Europe- kind of a thing".. I mean the people were dying for a change with no jobs, no money and no patience left at all! Although many of them knew that his solution for change wasnt the best recepy but it was almost the only way out..I say almost because at the time people were fucking terrafied of the "Red cape" sweaping over the skies. So hmm communism or the nazis!?? and the fear of being a part of the well oiled red machine made them choose a time filled with wiping almost an entire population, Yeah great choice, sidestepping what could have been a tragedy and choose a violent little angry dude with a lot of issues as leader aaand in charge of the arsenal, instead!
But yeah, what if Germany at that period of time were a country with stability and good economy and the people were happy with things as they were? They would have laughed the little man right in his face as hard as they could.."Whaaat, no Adolf, why the hell would we want that? We are fine as we are, we dont need to execute millions of people, they havent done anything wrong maan! We are all happy with good jobs and a stabile market, what are you trying to change and why? The jews!? What have they done? Nothing bad has happen, what are you accusing them for, Adolf? But maybe he is right, the jews are probably responsible for the current situation...So, yeah lets make a celebration day for the Jews, because if they are responsible for how we live our lives now, they really deserve an awesome fiesta!"
How great would that have been? But sadly we all know that little poorlooking Adolf had a better timing than that, which sucks donkey... But how long can we keep upgrading ourselves? I think we are going to that place very soon when everybody is just fine with things as they are and move along paying our regular dues, although perhaps with some new and improved flarnerubgsdg... Yeah, dont look at me, the thing I am talking about hasnt been made yet, can you blame me for the spelling? How the hell can I spell a word that hasnt been invented yet?... Stupid spell- check with your red underlines...
Aaanyway!
torsdag 9 oktober 2008
Drunken dudes cant fight crime, but damn it, we can apologize for it afterwards direct from our non- existing spines!
A lot of the places around the world there is a social proudness among the people a k a being patriotic, and for almoost everyone, that is a good thing! You have your country´s flag hanging on your porch and you can speak freely about your love for your own country! You can display it on shirts and other clothing and it just means that you like your homecountry and that you are proud of being a citizen in, yes you guessed right, what you call home!
Buuut, as a general swede, you know that isnt the case for us... having any sign of our swedish national flag on us or around us tells the rest of the mob; you are a rascist! now why is that? How spineless are we in this country? well, I am gonna tell you, we are so spineless as a group of people that we have invented the word, "lagom" and that word´s meaning is very hard to describe to other nationalities, because no other group of people has that word in their vocabulary, why? dont know... I think it´s because we are so neutral (well, we ourself claim that to be the truth because everybody knows that we havent been in any war for over 200 years or so, but honestly we cant call ourself neutral because we have been involved with one side or the other when the world wars were upon us..we helped with transportation of weapons and helped the nazis transport jews so we are not so neutral as we say we are, but whatever...) We are neutral to that extent that we have hard time picking sides in social environments and a lot of the times when a suggestion is brought on a friend group, many of the answers will be: "I dont know, whatever you feel like..." When we really do care and then bitch about it 30 minutes later over the fact we didnt got our way...Spineless is what it is!
But yeeees, the word "lagom" is saying that you are kind of something..like for instance; "how do you feel? response can be, and it´s totally gramatically legit; "lagom good".. you can put it infront of an emotion and that says that your are kind of good, not bad but not fine..follow me! but it can also be a way of saying something is just right, for instance; "Wow this soup was "lagom" hot! In that case the soup wasnt too hot nore too cold for eating it, it was just right!
So yeah, swedes are like the last bear in the story of goldylocks and the three bears!
But still, I love Sweden and the people here, becuase we are kind of like the little nice kid that hears all the time like "yeah this kid is going somewhere" because we have been rather successfull in world events such as sport, music industry, a couple of great actors and we have by comparison a pretty good and stabil society with our democracy although we should stop the foolish antiquated system of having a royal family! cmon, do we really need a king that is half retarded anyway? the old man cant speak nor read, what the hell? He couldnt even say the right country he was in while giving a speech, for god sake... Although the royal family sometimes works in our favour due to the fact that they are a great advertising pillar for our country! They cash in loads of money for our benefit and gives Sweden a face out to the world(although not a great face out, we can do better..ok, one of the princesses is hoooot so why not huh?)
Aaaanyway, we are that kid who is pretty successfull but still gets the biggest beating when coming home.. And by that I dont mean that we have problems with home abuses in Sweden I just mean that nothing is perfect! The swedish community and our people are very laid back, dont want to take up so much space and we are the ones who gets the line "Huh, Can you Speak Up please!??" and unsecure and apoligize a lot is our thing you know, buuut the second we get alcoholic beverages in our bodily systems, wooow loook the fuck out! We are obnoxious and loud as hell! We drink insanely big quantities of alcohol, it´s just pure old crazy! I dont know how much we consume every year, look it up yourself and you are going to get a biiig surprise.. Sweden, Norway,Denmark and Finland together go under the name "The Alcoholic Belt" (What a justice- league huh? a couple of drunken dudes just tearing stuff up, that is a preeetty big contradiction!)..very flattering indeed..And what makes it even more ridiculous is that in Sweden you cant even buy the stronger spirit in your everyday shop, no the government owns that market!! Isnt that insane? it would be more logic to hear that information with "yeah, alcohol is soo cheap and you can get it wherever you are most of the hours of the 24-hour period, so what else should we do!?" But that´s not even correct! We drink a great number of strong liquor, and this is of course a changeable variable but let´s say from when you are 15 years old, and you can only get it in one shop which closes 18.00 on the weekdays and 14.00 on saturdays and it´s not even that cheap!
That´s not even close to being logic...why do we consume so much alcohol!??
Aaaah, Sweden, I am so proud of our country of spineless,conflict-frightened "neutral" hobby- alcoholics! "Uuh, Hey my name is Hannes and I am a Swede.."- "heeeey Hannes".. "uuh, I have been a Swede my entire life since I escaped from my 9 months isolation, and I dont think I can quit this habit, "No Sir-iy Bob!" (I am not drunk now, you say dont drink and drive, I say dont drink and write, it will be messy indeed, I was just looking to see if a quote from little Elaine in Seinfeld would cheer anyone up..A Well, I like it, so just go away!)
Peace
Buuut, as a general swede, you know that isnt the case for us... having any sign of our swedish national flag on us or around us tells the rest of the mob; you are a rascist! now why is that? How spineless are we in this country? well, I am gonna tell you, we are so spineless as a group of people that we have invented the word, "lagom" and that word´s meaning is very hard to describe to other nationalities, because no other group of people has that word in their vocabulary, why? dont know... I think it´s because we are so neutral (well, we ourself claim that to be the truth because everybody knows that we havent been in any war for over 200 years or so, but honestly we cant call ourself neutral because we have been involved with one side or the other when the world wars were upon us..we helped with transportation of weapons and helped the nazis transport jews so we are not so neutral as we say we are, but whatever...) We are neutral to that extent that we have hard time picking sides in social environments and a lot of the times when a suggestion is brought on a friend group, many of the answers will be: "I dont know, whatever you feel like..." When we really do care and then bitch about it 30 minutes later over the fact we didnt got our way...Spineless is what it is!
But yeeees, the word "lagom" is saying that you are kind of something..like for instance; "how do you feel? response can be, and it´s totally gramatically legit; "lagom good".. you can put it infront of an emotion and that says that your are kind of good, not bad but not fine..follow me! but it can also be a way of saying something is just right, for instance; "Wow this soup was "lagom" hot! In that case the soup wasnt too hot nore too cold for eating it, it was just right!
So yeah, swedes are like the last bear in the story of goldylocks and the three bears!
But still, I love Sweden and the people here, becuase we are kind of like the little nice kid that hears all the time like "yeah this kid is going somewhere" because we have been rather successfull in world events such as sport, music industry, a couple of great actors and we have by comparison a pretty good and stabil society with our democracy although we should stop the foolish antiquated system of having a royal family! cmon, do we really need a king that is half retarded anyway? the old man cant speak nor read, what the hell? He couldnt even say the right country he was in while giving a speech, for god sake... Although the royal family sometimes works in our favour due to the fact that they are a great advertising pillar for our country! They cash in loads of money for our benefit and gives Sweden a face out to the world(although not a great face out, we can do better..ok, one of the princesses is hoooot so why not huh?)
Aaaanyway, we are that kid who is pretty successfull but still gets the biggest beating when coming home.. And by that I dont mean that we have problems with home abuses in Sweden I just mean that nothing is perfect! The swedish community and our people are very laid back, dont want to take up so much space and we are the ones who gets the line "Huh, Can you Speak Up please!??" and unsecure and apoligize a lot is our thing you know, buuut the second we get alcoholic beverages in our bodily systems, wooow loook the fuck out! We are obnoxious and loud as hell! We drink insanely big quantities of alcohol, it´s just pure old crazy! I dont know how much we consume every year, look it up yourself and you are going to get a biiig surprise.. Sweden, Norway,Denmark and Finland together go under the name "The Alcoholic Belt" (What a justice- league huh? a couple of drunken dudes just tearing stuff up, that is a preeetty big contradiction!)..very flattering indeed..And what makes it even more ridiculous is that in Sweden you cant even buy the stronger spirit in your everyday shop, no the government owns that market!! Isnt that insane? it would be more logic to hear that information with "yeah, alcohol is soo cheap and you can get it wherever you are most of the hours of the 24-hour period, so what else should we do!?" But that´s not even correct! We drink a great number of strong liquor, and this is of course a changeable variable but let´s say from when you are 15 years old, and you can only get it in one shop which closes 18.00 on the weekdays and 14.00 on saturdays and it´s not even that cheap!
That´s not even close to being logic...why do we consume so much alcohol!??
Aaaah, Sweden, I am so proud of our country of spineless,conflict-frightened "neutral" hobby- alcoholics! "Uuh, Hey my name is Hannes and I am a Swede.."- "heeeey Hannes".. "uuh, I have been a Swede my entire life since I escaped from my 9 months isolation, and I dont think I can quit this habit, "No Sir-iy Bob!" (I am not drunk now, you say dont drink and drive, I say dont drink and write, it will be messy indeed, I was just looking to see if a quote from little Elaine in Seinfeld would cheer anyone up..A Well, I like it, so just go away!)
Peace
onsdag 8 oktober 2008
does having means that you have a life!?
What is having a life? Is it to have a job, family, girlfriend (ok, it´s 2008 so a "partner"...) or a lot of friends? Do you have a life if you dont have neither of the above? Of course you have a life because you have to be alive to read this...barely though...But a life in the sence of being proud of what you do..is life equal to how proud you are of what you posses?
I consider a job to be the most important to have and with that you can definitely say that you have a life! although having a girlfriend is nice if it´s a good relationship and friends are always very important to have... And yeah family is of course very important but almost everyone has that so it still wont make you feel any better with two parents than none while waking up past lunch time!
but the job is still great to have because a lot comes with a job like after work activities, new friends and of course the greatest thing; to know that you are earning more money! Becuase lets be honest here, money is veeery important and I will quote one of the greatest comedians of all time becuase it´s fucking true; "Money doesnt buy happiness,, that phrase should end with -"Just Kidding!" And also with a job at your disposal will eliminate a lot of the low- life activites and replace it with better things to do, for instance to not fall asleep infront of the TV with a playstation control in your hands and crums of whatever on your shirt, you bum!
As an unemployed guy I consider myself having very little to do and therefor I think I dont have much to call a life..A lot of the time is being spent in front of something such as the computer and the old tele, so how in the world can I be proud of something like that? Not having enough money for what you want to do really bites.. But I can still answer the question becuase I have always some kind of plan in the nearby future...So go ahead, ask me the question, becuase I got something to say,, and if you really suck as a human being I will totally lie to make you feel as worse as you should be doing because maaan I hate you!
(what question am I talking about you say? that explanation will appear itself below these words due to my adlibing of this part of the text, after I wrote the upcoming sentences, while proofreading it..ok not proofreading it, I read every text once after I write them just to see if it´s worth publishing, and yes 9 out of 10 times, I will publish what I adlib becuase it´s just that damn good!)
In social environments there are a lot of polite curiousity going on with lines like these; "Hey, how you doing? great great, say what do you do these days!?" and under those sircumstances you can determine how much of a life you have depending on how your answer will be to those kind of questions..If you have an answer, any at all, like if you have something going on in the present or plans of the near future like a trip, a job coming up or maybe even to say that you just won the lottery and you are going to relax on a beach far far away from the crappy ass town you are living in..Because almost everyone that can stand on two feet (and those who cant wants to stand on both feet so yeah I am right in everything I say, so fuck off!) wants what they dont have! for instance like a person with straight hair wants curly hair, a person that is short wants to be taller, a dude that is going to be electrocuted wants a regular chair, it´s just how we are! (the examples above will work on both ways, except the last one, because a dude with a regular chair doesnt want to get executed, why would he? he is innocent! okey being innocent doesnt necessarily mean that you wont get putted to sleep, USA has proven us wrong there a whole bunch of times...That would really suck huh? knowing you are completely innocent and at the same time see two guys in white labcoats strapping you in while holding a huge needle, and it aint a placebo- test with saltwater in that my friend! You are a "dead man walking!" Wooow, that was a huuuge detour to what I was originally going to say... But yeah, In those situations when you have an answer, you can honestly come up to the conclusion that you have in fact a life worth living!
Even if you know that what you have going on really bites like you know your girlfriend is ugly and annoying.. and you do know that your job sucks because you are daydreaming of just stabbing everyone in the drive-through line in their throats this day due to the fact that there are too many fat lards in the world these days and you are close to a fucking melt down as the cashier at Mcdonalds..(yeah yeah not fat, okey the people that are eating McMenues are just stressed and dont have time to make their own food, yeah stick to that story when you cant fit on the escalator! Even then, you still have an answer!!
And under those sircumstances, what do you do? Well, you lie and make up fake names on what you really do that sounds cooler so instead of saying you work at Mcdonald´s drive- through you say you are in the restaurant buisness and instead of saying the name of your asshole to "partner" becuase maybe the asking fellow knows her/him by her/his name, you say that you are singel..is that easy...because it´s much easier to lie when you just have to exaggerate your own life and habits..
but if you dont have an answer at all that can show the fact that you actually are having productive days filled with activities, it´s much harder to lie and much easier to walk away from the dude that asked it becuase you know the truth of why he asked it in the first place, right? He is just waiting for you to say; "and what do you do?" because his life is going great and he wishes to throw that in your sad face the second after you are done with your life- description, believe me! Unless the question is asked to a person you want to jump around in the sack with two hours from now, you can go with the curiousity to sound involved and that you are interested, maybe you get lucky!
So, my conclusion is, if you have an answer to a polite, but still curious as hell, question you can consider yourself of having a life! Not a great one, because to have a great one you have to have everything of the first examples I gave of what you must have to have a life worth living, and that is a good paying job, a hot girlfriend, and nice friends....and yes, your family should exist too but thats not a "must have"...as usual... And by the way, if you are reading this, well, then you are soon to be a nobody with nothing of the above..just a good sense of humour!
(this text was the funniest I have written so far because maaan did I adlib or what!? it´s probably wierd to read but hope you tried your best!)
I consider a job to be the most important to have and with that you can definitely say that you have a life! although having a girlfriend is nice if it´s a good relationship and friends are always very important to have... And yeah family is of course very important but almost everyone has that so it still wont make you feel any better with two parents than none while waking up past lunch time!
but the job is still great to have because a lot comes with a job like after work activities, new friends and of course the greatest thing; to know that you are earning more money! Becuase lets be honest here, money is veeery important and I will quote one of the greatest comedians of all time becuase it´s fucking true; "Money doesnt buy happiness,, that phrase should end with -"Just Kidding!" And also with a job at your disposal will eliminate a lot of the low- life activites and replace it with better things to do, for instance to not fall asleep infront of the TV with a playstation control in your hands and crums of whatever on your shirt, you bum!
As an unemployed guy I consider myself having very little to do and therefor I think I dont have much to call a life..A lot of the time is being spent in front of something such as the computer and the old tele, so how in the world can I be proud of something like that? Not having enough money for what you want to do really bites.. But I can still answer the question becuase I have always some kind of plan in the nearby future...So go ahead, ask me the question, becuase I got something to say,, and if you really suck as a human being I will totally lie to make you feel as worse as you should be doing because maaan I hate you!
(what question am I talking about you say? that explanation will appear itself below these words due to my adlibing of this part of the text, after I wrote the upcoming sentences, while proofreading it..ok not proofreading it, I read every text once after I write them just to see if it´s worth publishing, and yes 9 out of 10 times, I will publish what I adlib becuase it´s just that damn good!)
In social environments there are a lot of polite curiousity going on with lines like these; "Hey, how you doing? great great, say what do you do these days!?" and under those sircumstances you can determine how much of a life you have depending on how your answer will be to those kind of questions..If you have an answer, any at all, like if you have something going on in the present or plans of the near future like a trip, a job coming up or maybe even to say that you just won the lottery and you are going to relax on a beach far far away from the crappy ass town you are living in..Because almost everyone that can stand on two feet (and those who cant wants to stand on both feet so yeah I am right in everything I say, so fuck off!) wants what they dont have! for instance like a person with straight hair wants curly hair, a person that is short wants to be taller, a dude that is going to be electrocuted wants a regular chair, it´s just how we are! (the examples above will work on both ways, except the last one, because a dude with a regular chair doesnt want to get executed, why would he? he is innocent! okey being innocent doesnt necessarily mean that you wont get putted to sleep, USA has proven us wrong there a whole bunch of times...That would really suck huh? knowing you are completely innocent and at the same time see two guys in white labcoats strapping you in while holding a huge needle, and it aint a placebo- test with saltwater in that my friend! You are a "dead man walking!" Wooow, that was a huuuge detour to what I was originally going to say... But yeah, In those situations when you have an answer, you can honestly come up to the conclusion that you have in fact a life worth living!
Even if you know that what you have going on really bites like you know your girlfriend is ugly and annoying.. and you do know that your job sucks because you are daydreaming of just stabbing everyone in the drive-through line in their throats this day due to the fact that there are too many fat lards in the world these days and you are close to a fucking melt down as the cashier at Mcdonalds..(yeah yeah not fat, okey the people that are eating McMenues are just stressed and dont have time to make their own food, yeah stick to that story when you cant fit on the escalator! Even then, you still have an answer!!
And under those sircumstances, what do you do? Well, you lie and make up fake names on what you really do that sounds cooler so instead of saying you work at Mcdonald´s drive- through you say you are in the restaurant buisness and instead of saying the name of your asshole to "partner" becuase maybe the asking fellow knows her/him by her/his name, you say that you are singel..is that easy...because it´s much easier to lie when you just have to exaggerate your own life and habits..
but if you dont have an answer at all that can show the fact that you actually are having productive days filled with activities, it´s much harder to lie and much easier to walk away from the dude that asked it becuase you know the truth of why he asked it in the first place, right? He is just waiting for you to say; "and what do you do?" because his life is going great and he wishes to throw that in your sad face the second after you are done with your life- description, believe me! Unless the question is asked to a person you want to jump around in the sack with two hours from now, you can go with the curiousity to sound involved and that you are interested, maybe you get lucky!
So, my conclusion is, if you have an answer to a polite, but still curious as hell, question you can consider yourself of having a life! Not a great one, because to have a great one you have to have everything of the first examples I gave of what you must have to have a life worth living, and that is a good paying job, a hot girlfriend, and nice friends....and yes, your family should exist too but thats not a "must have"...as usual... And by the way, if you are reading this, well, then you are soon to be a nobody with nothing of the above..just a good sense of humour!
(this text was the funniest I have written so far because maaan did I adlib or what!? it´s probably wierd to read but hope you tried your best!)
onsdag 24 september 2008
How old do you think I am, Wow, that one is tricky!
when you are growing up, and I mean for all your life, because think about it, that term is only used when you are a child who is growing up.. But I think you can use it to more than that, because we are growing up for everyday that goes.. Why does it have to be only for a child who is getting older?
Why cant it be when you are getting married? (I mean married, of course, when you are living in a civilized society and where you are not considered as an adult when you get your first tooth!)
"Aaah look at Pete, he is getting married, you know, they are growing up so fast these days!" "uuh, mom, I am 28 but hey I guess you are right, I am growing up!" Or, when you get into your first senior citizen- home (residential retirement home), "Aaaah look at my grandfather, just 75 and already in a retirement home, he is really growing up, oops grandpa (!) dropped your teeth there!"
Okey, maybe it should be used how it always has been used because that last part was just plain old crazy..and maybe even a little obscene...
But understand me here, We are of course "growing" all the time and we are getting older... But how do we decide when someone is "old"? Over 70 or when you cant eat an apple without chipping a tooth, because someone forgot to peel it and cut it into small pieces?
When are you "too old" for something? are you "too old" when you see your own child at the same place you hang out in while getting drunk? Or is it just your child who is "too young" to be there? In what cases can you say, "Wow, I am really getting old!" and "Wow, I am getting older!"... or are they the same!? are you "getting old" when your eyes doesnt quite cooperate with you, without helpdevices such as glasses with huge bifocals? And are you "getting older" when you are looking around in a bar and you realize that almost everyone in there, are like what 18 and you are, well, NOT! But "getting older" can of course also reflect on when you "feel" older than the ones surrounding you, for using the example already mentioned; in a bar!
How old are you when you want the guess from this conversation to be older than you or younger than you? Out in a bar: "So, how old are you?" "Weell, I dont know, how old do you think I am?" When do you want the guessing person to say a lower number than your actual age or on the contrary? Well, the obvious answer for when you want it to be higher is of course when you are considered too young to even be out in the first place, and you kind of wanna see if you´ll pass..
But lower, is more of a tricky question! I know, when an older woman asks me how old I think she is, I always go with younger because that is what she wants to hear and I am a nice person, even though she looks like she could be a model for a permobil or for coffins , because daaamn she looks old, stick to the bingo and weaving grandma! So I think, for women, they want a lower number when they have passed like, 25-28 depending how vain they are.. But men, I guess they want a lower number when they are I dont know, 35-38 depending how big of a looser they are...
I guess, we have a lot of stuff helping us determing what is "age- appropriate" such as laws and rules, like you cant go out in bars when you are under 18, cant buy strong liquor (unless it´s in a bar, I know it´s tricky stuff..) until you turn 20, cant drive nor vote while beeing under 18 in Sweden and so on.. But I am of course talking about how to know when something is or isnt "suitable", depending how old you are! the rules and laws can of course be helping a lot in some cases:
"He is only 18 years old, he cant get married, it´s going to be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor- party!" -- "Yeah, and illegal for him to have hookers there...."--- "Always illegal Joe!"
(I knew quotes from "Friends" would come in handy some day...)
Why cant it be when you are getting married? (I mean married, of course, when you are living in a civilized society and where you are not considered as an adult when you get your first tooth!)
"Aaah look at Pete, he is getting married, you know, they are growing up so fast these days!" "uuh, mom, I am 28 but hey I guess you are right, I am growing up!" Or, when you get into your first senior citizen- home (residential retirement home), "Aaaah look at my grandfather, just 75 and already in a retirement home, he is really growing up, oops grandpa (!) dropped your teeth there!"
Okey, maybe it should be used how it always has been used because that last part was just plain old crazy..and maybe even a little obscene...
But understand me here, We are of course "growing" all the time and we are getting older... But how do we decide when someone is "old"? Over 70 or when you cant eat an apple without chipping a tooth, because someone forgot to peel it and cut it into small pieces?
When are you "too old" for something? are you "too old" when you see your own child at the same place you hang out in while getting drunk? Or is it just your child who is "too young" to be there? In what cases can you say, "Wow, I am really getting old!" and "Wow, I am getting older!"... or are they the same!? are you "getting old" when your eyes doesnt quite cooperate with you, without helpdevices such as glasses with huge bifocals? And are you "getting older" when you are looking around in a bar and you realize that almost everyone in there, are like what 18 and you are, well, NOT! But "getting older" can of course also reflect on when you "feel" older than the ones surrounding you, for using the example already mentioned; in a bar!
How old are you when you want the guess from this conversation to be older than you or younger than you? Out in a bar: "So, how old are you?" "Weell, I dont know, how old do you think I am?" When do you want the guessing person to say a lower number than your actual age or on the contrary? Well, the obvious answer for when you want it to be higher is of course when you are considered too young to even be out in the first place, and you kind of wanna see if you´ll pass..
But lower, is more of a tricky question! I know, when an older woman asks me how old I think she is, I always go with younger because that is what she wants to hear and I am a nice person, even though she looks like she could be a model for a permobil or for coffins , because daaamn she looks old, stick to the bingo and weaving grandma! So I think, for women, they want a lower number when they have passed like, 25-28 depending how vain they are.. But men, I guess they want a lower number when they are I dont know, 35-38 depending how big of a looser they are...
I guess, we have a lot of stuff helping us determing what is "age- appropriate" such as laws and rules, like you cant go out in bars when you are under 18, cant buy strong liquor (unless it´s in a bar, I know it´s tricky stuff..) until you turn 20, cant drive nor vote while beeing under 18 in Sweden and so on.. But I am of course talking about how to know when something is or isnt "suitable", depending how old you are! the rules and laws can of course be helping a lot in some cases:
"He is only 18 years old, he cant get married, it´s going to be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor- party!" -- "Yeah, and illegal for him to have hookers there...."--- "Always illegal Joe!"
(I knew quotes from "Friends" would come in handy some day...)
the learning- process of riding a bike can be more than just training wheels..
I was thinking about something and I cant for all the rice in China remember what it was, buut I do, however, continued that thought and my mind wandered of and crossed a subject about age..
Everybody is getting older, I mean that is a scientific fact! you are being born, you learn important stuff like talking, crawling, walking, learn how to ride a bike with a father holding on and then you learn how to ride a bike with a pair of learning- wheels and then you learn how to ride the bike without any attachments to it, and I think the whole "learning how to ride the bike- cycle" and how that process is evolving is much like growing up and what bumbs and jumps as you moving to, well actually, death..but let´s not be moody here with death and such because that is not at all what crossed my mind..you probably think I am going to talk about what happens when you die and so forth due to the fact that I mentioned the word death so early in the text, but let´s not get carried away here, my topic is much more dull than that!
No, but seriously now, the "bike-cycle" can be compared to relationships and how that evolves and how you adjust to the fact that you have to share what´s yours with someone else! because first, much like the father holding on to the bike, you have someone watching your back all the time! But in time that holding on- person is becoming more and more like a glued backback, it´s an unnecessary weight, but then it kind of grows on you and it´s hard to let go... but then in time you have to because let´s face it here people, the first relationship almost never works out, you are (hopefully) young and you do stupid things when you have your first relationship and then; boom, break-up.. unless the stupid thing is the mother of all stupid things, like getting your high school sweetheart knocked up, because then that backback is glued with freaking crazyglue, that shit will neeeever wash off!.. But most of the times you actually move on and find someone new, and that is like the learning- wheels, it´s new and fresh and fun and you love it! You are just fit for eachother, you feel like you can do anything in the world all on your own! You are your own man but still have an understanding girlfriend, but sadly those two things can never be together for so long; freedom and relationship! But you think that, and one sidestep, the wheels tangles into some wierd stuff along the pavement and boom, knees are scrubbed and you cry and she cries because no one understands how this could happen... and you just want everything to go back, as it were before when everything just worked and it was easy, with your loyal dad holding on for dear life, not letting you fall! But that can never happen, so you have to, again, just move on..
Buut, now you have learned from your early day- mistakes and feeling good when the wounds are healing up, and then it slowly dawns on you; "I have to be all alone for a while to discover who I really am and what I am capable of doing myself, and then I can start looking for some really great attachments and that one will, hopefully, stay putted with me and we can learn from mistakes, together and grow old!"
I´ll say this to you though, it doesnt matter how much you screamed for your first when the second were failing, the ex can never come back and be the one who you end up with, because it ended for a reason and I dont know where you are from if you think you can marry your father, that shit is just wieeerd...
If, you dont get this text, read it again and if you still dont understand it, please comment it and let the world know how dumb you are for not understanding a comparing metaphor!
Everybody is getting older, I mean that is a scientific fact! you are being born, you learn important stuff like talking, crawling, walking, learn how to ride a bike with a father holding on and then you learn how to ride a bike with a pair of learning- wheels and then you learn how to ride the bike without any attachments to it, and I think the whole "learning how to ride the bike- cycle" and how that process is evolving is much like growing up and what bumbs and jumps as you moving to, well actually, death..but let´s not be moody here with death and such because that is not at all what crossed my mind..you probably think I am going to talk about what happens when you die and so forth due to the fact that I mentioned the word death so early in the text, but let´s not get carried away here, my topic is much more dull than that!
No, but seriously now, the "bike-cycle" can be compared to relationships and how that evolves and how you adjust to the fact that you have to share what´s yours with someone else! because first, much like the father holding on to the bike, you have someone watching your back all the time! But in time that holding on- person is becoming more and more like a glued backback, it´s an unnecessary weight, but then it kind of grows on you and it´s hard to let go... but then in time you have to because let´s face it here people, the first relationship almost never works out, you are (hopefully) young and you do stupid things when you have your first relationship and then; boom, break-up.. unless the stupid thing is the mother of all stupid things, like getting your high school sweetheart knocked up, because then that backback is glued with freaking crazyglue, that shit will neeeever wash off!.. But most of the times you actually move on and find someone new, and that is like the learning- wheels, it´s new and fresh and fun and you love it! You are just fit for eachother, you feel like you can do anything in the world all on your own! You are your own man but still have an understanding girlfriend, but sadly those two things can never be together for so long; freedom and relationship! But you think that, and one sidestep, the wheels tangles into some wierd stuff along the pavement and boom, knees are scrubbed and you cry and she cries because no one understands how this could happen... and you just want everything to go back, as it were before when everything just worked and it was easy, with your loyal dad holding on for dear life, not letting you fall! But that can never happen, so you have to, again, just move on..
Buut, now you have learned from your early day- mistakes and feeling good when the wounds are healing up, and then it slowly dawns on you; "I have to be all alone for a while to discover who I really am and what I am capable of doing myself, and then I can start looking for some really great attachments and that one will, hopefully, stay putted with me and we can learn from mistakes, together and grow old!"
I´ll say this to you though, it doesnt matter how much you screamed for your first when the second were failing, the ex can never come back and be the one who you end up with, because it ended for a reason and I dont know where you are from if you think you can marry your father, that shit is just wieeerd...
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söndag 21 september 2008
The meter is ticking but I dont care, because you rule, Sir!
okey, there a lot of groups of people out there that doesnt get enough credit for what they are doing and some of them has already been discussed, like nurses and the auxiliaries that takes care of the senior citizens and the disabled! They are doing a great task for the society for a very cheap buck, and we all know it! So that has been covered since a couple of years ago but there are still many social groups that doesnt get enough credit but who really deserves it!
I am of course talking about or beloved taxidrivers who else!!?, they are doing an awesome job and now, thanks to the competition, the prize is really dropping down so it´s very cheap to take a cab and it´s totally worth every last dime...A taxidriver is like that loyal friend that everyone is kind of picking on but who is always there for you, think about it..; When you are just freaking hammered you call the taxiFriend:" Hey man, I need a lift, I missed the bus and it´s just too fucking far for me to walk, can you pick me up?" "Huuuh, yeah, I´ll be there in 10 minutes, just have to wake up a little bit, but sure thing buddy, thanks for calling me, see you in a bit!"-- they are just freaking great!
But I feel a little bit sorry for them, I mean that car is their workingplace, and people in offices are fucking complaining about a broken A.C- machine and that the guy behind their working station has a wierd and annoying humming while he is working so that makes you unfocused and you cant concentrate..Think about the taxidrivers! They are driving a tiny car and are basically trying to stay on the road because they have to listen to crappy music while talking to drunk people on the phone who are giving really slow and crapped out directions to where they are located , because they cant remember the address, and the owner of the house and party is outside somewhere throwing his liver up in the bushes! that must be extremely annoying, because you know how painful it is when a friend or a girl is calling in the middle of the night while they are partying and you are, well, not drunk enough for that shit; but that´s a taxidriver´s job, he has to do that! Cred dudes!
And the disturbing guy with the humming in the work station behind you is instead three annoying and boozed up persons that are singing some old song which they just heard when someone at the party were "youtubing", and you know they are singing it completely wrong and out of chorus until one of them pukes in the car 45 seconds away from the arriving destination, oh my god, cabbies, you are doing a hell of a job, I tell you that! Proud of you!
Peace and love to all the taxidrivers, that makes it a reality to be driven where ever while you can barely walk on your own, right up to the door! You guys are like the antiaid for rapes and physical abuses(unless the perp is waiting for you on the doorstep, but if that is the case, you are just having the worst luck eeeeveer and no one can you help you but yourself, sorry for that harsh information but Hey, chin up, that´s life!) thanks to your nightly routines!
CabDrivers equals the superheros of reality!
I am of course talking about or beloved taxidrivers who else!!?, they are doing an awesome job and now, thanks to the competition, the prize is really dropping down so it´s very cheap to take a cab and it´s totally worth every last dime...A taxidriver is like that loyal friend that everyone is kind of picking on but who is always there for you, think about it..; When you are just freaking hammered you call the taxiFriend:" Hey man, I need a lift, I missed the bus and it´s just too fucking far for me to walk, can you pick me up?" "Huuuh, yeah, I´ll be there in 10 minutes, just have to wake up a little bit, but sure thing buddy, thanks for calling me, see you in a bit!"-- they are just freaking great!
But I feel a little bit sorry for them, I mean that car is their workingplace, and people in offices are fucking complaining about a broken A.C- machine and that the guy behind their working station has a wierd and annoying humming while he is working so that makes you unfocused and you cant concentrate..Think about the taxidrivers! They are driving a tiny car and are basically trying to stay on the road because they have to listen to crappy music while talking to drunk people on the phone who are giving really slow and crapped out directions to where they are located , because they cant remember the address, and the owner of the house and party is outside somewhere throwing his liver up in the bushes! that must be extremely annoying, because you know how painful it is when a friend or a girl is calling in the middle of the night while they are partying and you are, well, not drunk enough for that shit; but that´s a taxidriver´s job, he has to do that! Cred dudes!
And the disturbing guy with the humming in the work station behind you is instead three annoying and boozed up persons that are singing some old song which they just heard when someone at the party were "youtubing", and you know they are singing it completely wrong and out of chorus until one of them pukes in the car 45 seconds away from the arriving destination, oh my god, cabbies, you are doing a hell of a job, I tell you that! Proud of you!
Peace and love to all the taxidrivers, that makes it a reality to be driven where ever while you can barely walk on your own, right up to the door! You guys are like the antiaid for rapes and physical abuses(unless the perp is waiting for you on the doorstep, but if that is the case, you are just having the worst luck eeeeveer and no one can you help you but yourself, sorry for that harsh information but Hey, chin up, that´s life!) thanks to your nightly routines!
CabDrivers equals the superheros of reality!
lördag 20 september 2008
strong feelings can be brought forth by your digital friend...
we all know the biggest cliché ever; "Girlfriends comes and goes but friends lasts forever" but I gotta tell you, even if you are a prince of a harem of 100 women and no friends, you are going to get friends, that´s one thing for sure but if you have 100 friends; that is not a certainty for getting a girlfriend! and there is one common ground for the manwhore and the loyal kid on the block, when your friend- and woman- count is going up to 100, they are all fake! So who can you trust?
If you are an only child you can stop reading now because you will never understand this but if you really want information then by all means, continue... Siblings are the only fuckers that counts! especially when it´s same sex- siblings (you are a guy,boom brothers, girl; sisters, get it?)...
You can be arguing your whole life growing up, teasing and beating each other up maybe even trash the kitchen when "hide and seek" has become boring again, and you will still be the closest ever and you can always (hopefully) count on them.. Why I, myself say hopefully, is because my brothers can always count on me, so again hopefully, they share that opinion with me!
Why did this come to my mind? Well, here we go again, thanks to the old digital Jack- in the box replacement! Watching a fucking great show that really touches you if you have siblings!
It can be a total misery,fightning with each other (bare knuckles), fighting together with others( knucklefights occasionally a couple of baseball- bats), war at home and all that, but still are freaking honestly happy... Their nemesis? only the mother who they are still terrified of! Mom is calling: "Is Sean there? -No.."Tommy then?-No, I think they were going out to play softball.." Yeah softball alright, with big bats and heads and kneecaps as balls, but still laughing because you can see past the brutal action itself because it´s still just a show, but doing stuff together with your brothers, with whatever, always makes you laugh and feeling good!
Three of them in a car; picking the oldest up and asks: "Hey, Jimmy, I need you to buy some drugs for me!" (the guy asking is not a junkie, he just needs to get to the dealer in an act to clean up the neighbourhood, and the brothers knows this..) "Alright"(jumps into the crappy ass car that the youngest just has bought, and it´s showcased to be a dumb purchase of a really poor car and the first thing the jumping-in- brother says: "Who´s ride is this? I LOVE it!" and it´s a genuinelly honest opinion! Fucking great show...
But if you are an only child and you have a lot of friends, dont be nervous what I said in the above, aaall the friends arnt fake, some of them are the closest you´ve got, and those, can be considered as brothers, trust me!
If you are an only child you can stop reading now because you will never understand this but if you really want information then by all means, continue... Siblings are the only fuckers that counts! especially when it´s same sex- siblings (you are a guy,boom brothers, girl; sisters, get it?)...
You can be arguing your whole life growing up, teasing and beating each other up maybe even trash the kitchen when "hide and seek" has become boring again, and you will still be the closest ever and you can always (hopefully) count on them.. Why I, myself say hopefully, is because my brothers can always count on me, so again hopefully, they share that opinion with me!
Why did this come to my mind? Well, here we go again, thanks to the old digital Jack- in the box replacement! Watching a fucking great show that really touches you if you have siblings!
It can be a total misery,fightning with each other (bare knuckles), fighting together with others( knucklefights occasionally a couple of baseball- bats), war at home and all that, but still are freaking honestly happy... Their nemesis? only the mother who they are still terrified of! Mom is calling: "Is Sean there? -No.."Tommy then?-No, I think they were going out to play softball.." Yeah softball alright, with big bats and heads and kneecaps as balls, but still laughing because you can see past the brutal action itself because it´s still just a show, but doing stuff together with your brothers, with whatever, always makes you laugh and feeling good!
Three of them in a car; picking the oldest up and asks: "Hey, Jimmy, I need you to buy some drugs for me!" (the guy asking is not a junkie, he just needs to get to the dealer in an act to clean up the neighbourhood, and the brothers knows this..) "Alright"(jumps into the crappy ass car that the youngest just has bought, and it´s showcased to be a dumb purchase of a really poor car and the first thing the jumping-in- brother says: "Who´s ride is this? I LOVE it!" and it´s a genuinelly honest opinion! Fucking great show...
But if you are an only child and you have a lot of friends, dont be nervous what I said in the above, aaall the friends arnt fake, some of them are the closest you´ve got, and those, can be considered as brothers, trust me!
fredag 19 september 2008
craaap...
I loath myself, I had a clean new post but then I fucked it up by going backwards when I wanted to correct a grammar- mistake, and the whole text fucking Vanished! noooot cool, internet, not cool..
But I will correct this and you will see a post, when I am sober again.. Most adlibing again, but still, I HAD a point, believe you me!
peace out
I dont know how the hell this happened, because hey, I just use the stuff I dont understand them maan, but the text I talked about, I wrote it just now and published it and somehw it came below this post, like if it was older ore some shit but whatever it´s done and the newest of these two posts(because hpefully I will write more on this site so it´s going to be more new stuff that is going to be at the top of the list) is the one below this one , are you with me?
But I will correct this and you will see a post, when I am sober again.. Most adlibing again, but still, I HAD a point, believe you me!
peace out
I dont know how the hell this happened, because hey, I just use the stuff I dont understand them maan, but the text I talked about, I wrote it just now and published it and somehw it came below this post, like if it was older ore some shit but whatever it´s done and the newest of these two posts(because hpefully I will write more on this site so it´s going to be more new stuff that is going to be at the top of the list) is the one below this one , are you with me?
In the history of dumb and drunk decisions; we have a winner!
Okey, guys will agree me on this one..maaybee even the girls, but who knows what you people are doing when you are not sleeping? Perhaps; pillowfights in only lingerie while you are sharing a good Merlot with your "bestest friend"!?? Ok, that was a fun trip to every living and breathing guy´s dream, let skip back to the reality, shall we!?
aah technology, I have talked about it before but now I am upset of what we dont have in this day of age..we have a lot, and dont get me wrong I looove all the small stuff and gadgets that makes the human race what we are today; lazy, slobby and comfortable! Because lets face it, we have all these stuff that turn us into comfy little homo sapiens ("Is that why they are extinct!?") friendsfan, anyone? alright moving on.. There are tons of them and every little gadget gets more and more little features because it seems that we are not happy if we dont upgrade ourselves, why is that? because we are just so damn used with it!
I mean phones are getting camera, in situations where we just have to share our expierences from the night before with our friend but we cant get a hold of him? we dont have to call again, booom answering machine.. Cords? Nope my friend dont need those, say good bye, we got batteries!! even our comfy chair, that already has that name, gets more stuff so we can be more slobby and comfortable, fucking coolers in the arm rests? Do we really need that? arnt the comfy chairs fine as they are, comfy and close to the TV..if you really need a coke, GET UP! is there no stopping to us? everything is getting more comfy...But I think there has to be something with the power over something small but yet powerful in our hand, I mean every movie growing up when there was a bad guy, he aaalways had something reaally evil and powerful and it was aaalways really tiny! I think we are heading to that, our specie is filled with evil dudes that wanna take over the world with an apple that has lethal pits that explode as soon as...yeah yeah you get the point, almost got little evil there for a second! But I like it..buuuut,,,
,, what we reaaally need now is actually one more feature to our mobile phones (like we dont have enough features on the phones, right?) and it´s connected with our most beloved feature of them all, everybody uses it now and it´s called the SMS! aaaah could it be more perfect?
Here it is, we would move to the next level with this at our disposal, some kind of alcohol test before we can use it, because damn, the human race has suffered many times with drunk-, and horny of course, midnight- sms to the opposite sex! why do we do that? If we couldnt score when we were actually out in social environments where there was probably one or three women, I dont think we can score on a text- move...But like blow into the antenna or something and if you are too drunk to operate it a text appears in front of your eyes like a fresh slap in the face; "Not sober enough to compose a sms, please try in 14 hours for the next session"... that would save a lot of agony and regret in the morning and you dont have to send an apologize- sms in the morning when your are apologizing to your head to stop the noice inside, and he is punishing you for pouring the alcoholic beverages in barrel- quantities last night! But all that will vanish with the alcohol tester!
okey not to say that aaaall drunk dials and smses are due to fail maybe sometimes you would get a positive answer instead of eating your night food alone that consists of tasty indian food that you got for 39 kr (maybe because it was on the floor once or twice during the cooking of it) with bamboo and shit in it which you got from the place on the corner that smells like a 2 weeks old kitty-litter box where you never, eeeveer, even look at while beeing sober and hopefully you are spending most of your outdoor- life sober and not drunk so the odds of walking into that place 14 minutes over something reaally late are not huge, my friend but sadly you did.. and of course you are opening a new beer because you were acting "dude" to yourself at this time its like "Beeeer!?" "Heeell yeah man, that would be aaawesome!!" because yeah, all those 13 beer at the pre- party and the six shots of absinth out in some shabby pub were just, what, "warming you up" for this beer!? that beer is the one that is going to make you pay and will make sure that the only love and affection for you tonight will be from the toilet while hugging that shit in a fetus position, because seriously there was probably a good idea falling asleep on the kitchen table with a almooost full beer because I dont think the sms was the only thing that was hard to operate this night if you know what I mean, save that energy for the pillowfight- dream because the old love stick wont cooperate with you my man!..idiot...
aah technology, I have talked about it before but now I am upset of what we dont have in this day of age..we have a lot, and dont get me wrong I looove all the small stuff and gadgets that makes the human race what we are today; lazy, slobby and comfortable! Because lets face it, we have all these stuff that turn us into comfy little homo sapiens ("Is that why they are extinct!?") friendsfan, anyone? alright moving on.. There are tons of them and every little gadget gets more and more little features because it seems that we are not happy if we dont upgrade ourselves, why is that? because we are just so damn used with it!
I mean phones are getting camera, in situations where we just have to share our expierences from the night before with our friend but we cant get a hold of him? we dont have to call again, booom answering machine.. Cords? Nope my friend dont need those, say good bye, we got batteries!! even our comfy chair, that already has that name, gets more stuff so we can be more slobby and comfortable, fucking coolers in the arm rests? Do we really need that? arnt the comfy chairs fine as they are, comfy and close to the TV..if you really need a coke, GET UP! is there no stopping to us? everything is getting more comfy...But I think there has to be something with the power over something small but yet powerful in our hand, I mean every movie growing up when there was a bad guy, he aaalways had something reaally evil and powerful and it was aaalways really tiny! I think we are heading to that, our specie is filled with evil dudes that wanna take over the world with an apple that has lethal pits that explode as soon as...yeah yeah you get the point, almost got little evil there for a second! But I like it..buuuut,,,
,, what we reaaally need now is actually one more feature to our mobile phones (like we dont have enough features on the phones, right?) and it´s connected with our most beloved feature of them all, everybody uses it now and it´s called the SMS! aaaah could it be more perfect?
Here it is, we would move to the next level with this at our disposal, some kind of alcohol test before we can use it, because damn, the human race has suffered many times with drunk-, and horny of course, midnight- sms to the opposite sex! why do we do that? If we couldnt score when we were actually out in social environments where there was probably one or three women, I dont think we can score on a text- move...But like blow into the antenna or something and if you are too drunk to operate it a text appears in front of your eyes like a fresh slap in the face; "Not sober enough to compose a sms, please try in 14 hours for the next session"... that would save a lot of agony and regret in the morning and you dont have to send an apologize- sms in the morning when your are apologizing to your head to stop the noice inside, and he is punishing you for pouring the alcoholic beverages in barrel- quantities last night! But all that will vanish with the alcohol tester!
okey not to say that aaaall drunk dials and smses are due to fail maybe sometimes you would get a positive answer instead of eating your night food alone that consists of tasty indian food that you got for 39 kr (maybe because it was on the floor once or twice during the cooking of it) with bamboo and shit in it which you got from the place on the corner that smells like a 2 weeks old kitty-litter box where you never, eeeveer, even look at while beeing sober and hopefully you are spending most of your outdoor- life sober and not drunk so the odds of walking into that place 14 minutes over something reaally late are not huge, my friend but sadly you did.. and of course you are opening a new beer because you were acting "dude" to yourself at this time its like "Beeeer!?" "Heeell yeah man, that would be aaawesome!!" because yeah, all those 13 beer at the pre- party and the six shots of absinth out in some shabby pub were just, what, "warming you up" for this beer!? that beer is the one that is going to make you pay and will make sure that the only love and affection for you tonight will be from the toilet while hugging that shit in a fetus position, because seriously there was probably a good idea falling asleep on the kitchen table with a almooost full beer because I dont think the sms was the only thing that was hard to operate this night if you know what I mean, save that energy for the pillowfight- dream because the old love stick wont cooperate with you my man!..idiot...
Parenting is a great responsibility!
With that title it gives the appearance that I have three kids that are just painfully annoying but no that isnt the case, far from it, actually I think I still consider myself as one of those painfully annoying kids...
But yees, it´s a pretty big commitment.. It´s like the biggest most important job you will ever get.. think about how that job- interview would go:" Well, I see here Mr.Johnson, that you have quite the resumé and great qualification from your present boss..let´s see here,, Mrs.Johnson..hrrm, moving on.. But are you up to the task, Johnson? This job consists of a lot of responsibility and a lot of night- and weekend- shifts..let´s see what job you searched for, aah here we are; you wanted the job as a Father, well let me tell you right now then, boy, it´s gonna be aaaall the nights and weekends..this is a 24 hour job and your first vacation will be in, let´s see here, in 18 yeeeaars! maybe some weekend off in 15 years or so when the kid starts to date but hey, I wouldn´t count on that, you could get an ugly kid! But if you want it, you start working here immediately in, about 9 months.."... "I´ll take it!"
Why is it such a responsibility then? Well, probably because anything the kid will ever do or say in the future, you are, as the parent, going to be putted on the stand every single time..The parents are constantly in the electric chair, waiting for it to be plugged in.. Because if the kid is often surrounded by new things; "Spoiled!; parent´s fault!"..-"That kid gets whatever he points at.." If the kid swears a lot; Booom, parents fault!" "they should reaally think about what they are saying around the kids..." If the kid is afraid of showing love; "The parents doesnt show enough affection around the kid, you should hug your kids more!"Or that they had sex when the kid was lying in the crib next to them..Hey don´t judge me, this is Freud talking here, not me, and he is dead so you cant do anything about it.. If the son is emotional; "Mommy´s boy!"...or that he is getting beat up by the father, I cant remember which one...
..I guess it´s not important.... (http://walterdrego.blogspot.com/2008/09/klich-nooo.html on "Rembering what´s important, if you read it you´d understand this line.. it´s the text right below this one, I was hoping whoever reads my texts has some kind of memory...reaaad it..)
Signed yours truly: Kidless Freud( I mean cmon, how did he have so many theories about kids and how they act and finding out why..there´s never anything about his kids.. Maybe he neglected them so much for his work, y´know finding out how to be the best PARENT..Irony!!did he have kids? Or were he just the biggest pedophile ever lived...creapy isnt it!?
But yees, it´s a pretty big commitment.. It´s like the biggest most important job you will ever get.. think about how that job- interview would go:" Well, I see here Mr.Johnson, that you have quite the resumé and great qualification from your present boss..let´s see here,, Mrs.Johnson..hrrm, moving on.. But are you up to the task, Johnson? This job consists of a lot of responsibility and a lot of night- and weekend- shifts..let´s see what job you searched for, aah here we are; you wanted the job as a Father, well let me tell you right now then, boy, it´s gonna be aaaall the nights and weekends..this is a 24 hour job and your first vacation will be in, let´s see here, in 18 yeeeaars! maybe some weekend off in 15 years or so when the kid starts to date but hey, I wouldn´t count on that, you could get an ugly kid! But if you want it, you start working here immediately in, about 9 months.."... "I´ll take it!"
Why is it such a responsibility then? Well, probably because anything the kid will ever do or say in the future, you are, as the parent, going to be putted on the stand every single time..The parents are constantly in the electric chair, waiting for it to be plugged in.. Because if the kid is often surrounded by new things; "Spoiled!; parent´s fault!"..-"That kid gets whatever he points at.." If the kid swears a lot; Booom, parents fault!" "they should reaally think about what they are saying around the kids..." If the kid is afraid of showing love; "The parents doesnt show enough affection around the kid, you should hug your kids more!"Or that they had sex when the kid was lying in the crib next to them..Hey don´t judge me, this is Freud talking here, not me, and he is dead so you cant do anything about it.. If the son is emotional; "Mommy´s boy!"...or that he is getting beat up by the father, I cant remember which one...
..I guess it´s not important.... (http://walterdrego.blogspot.com/2008/09/klich-nooo.html on "Rembering what´s important, if you read it you´d understand this line.. it´s the text right below this one, I was hoping whoever reads my texts has some kind of memory...reaaad it..)
Signed yours truly: Kidless Freud( I mean cmon, how did he have so many theories about kids and how they act and finding out why..there´s never anything about his kids.. Maybe he neglected them so much for his work, y´know finding out how to be the best PARENT..Irony!!did he have kids? Or were he just the biggest pedophile ever lived...creapy isnt it!?
kliché, nooo...
I love the fact that we have internet, microwaves, tecnomusic (which I still dont get why people can listen to that, without being fucked up or something) , trips to the moon(ok, one, and that was probably fake, I mean cmon; wind on the moon? seriously, the flag cant move, you are on the freaking MOON!) robotengeneering and invisible cars(ok, the only one who has that is pierce brosnan, but hey still, we have given it a thought!) in this day of age but that we still have obvious klichés..why are those still around? I know, I know, they are good advice but cmon people, we all know them by now.. "dont speak with your mouth full, dont make wierd faces; you can get stuck, dont take candy from strangers, when it rains it pours, after rain comes sunshine, dont run with scissors in your mouth(or wait, hand was it!??) do you get the point, we dont neeeeed them anymore..
A very intelligent and beatiful woman once told me: "Remember what´s important in life so you dont throw something meaningfull away, you just might end up with a life filled with pointless garbage...aaand dont drop your money, only loosers does that!!".. seriously...
First of all, isnt it quite obvious? IF something is important, THEN you dont forget it, y know why? because it´s IMPORTANT, for crying out loud.. in some cases when you dont remember something, it´s probably not that important, you could probably do the thing that was forgotten, tomorrow.. (I mean listen to Pierce Brosnan; "Tomorrow never dies"..) whats with that you say? two pierce brosnan as bond- jokes in one post? Oh, I´ll give you water my sweet flowers; saw that bond movie yesterday, and I laughed my ass off, it´s just terribly awful.. there´s one and a half hour I never will get back in my life...That´s something I wish I can forget, because that shit wasnt at all important! She should have said:"Remember what´s important in life so you dont throw something meaningfull away, you just might end up with a life filled with pointless garbage...aaand dont drop your money, only loosers does that!!...and dont watch a movie called "Tomorrow never dies, it´s awful dont do it, I know Pierce brosnan has done some good bond-movies before, but trust me, this one Suuuucks..."
And another thing "...life filled with pointless garbage.." !?? Is there any place in the world that has great garbage? Isnt that kind of a given? that garbage is crap and pointless!? Do you think there is a person somewhere in the world who says; "Aaaah maaan, I just threw my gold in the garbage.. Daamn, that was really stupid, throwing away meaningfull garbage like that! wish I had some advice about that back in the days, it would have really helped right about now...."..!???
Cmoon, lets get rid of these crappy unnecessary advices, they are just tooo damn obvious, once and for all... By the way, I have neeever dropped money, only lost it to gambling..does that make me a bad or a good person for not dropping the money or that I loose them in gambling environments, huh mommy!?
Peace out
A very intelligent and beatiful woman once told me: "Remember what´s important in life so you dont throw something meaningfull away, you just might end up with a life filled with pointless garbage...aaand dont drop your money, only loosers does that!!".. seriously...
First of all, isnt it quite obvious? IF something is important, THEN you dont forget it, y know why? because it´s IMPORTANT, for crying out loud.. in some cases when you dont remember something, it´s probably not that important, you could probably do the thing that was forgotten, tomorrow.. (I mean listen to Pierce Brosnan; "Tomorrow never dies"..) whats with that you say? two pierce brosnan as bond- jokes in one post? Oh, I´ll give you water my sweet flowers; saw that bond movie yesterday, and I laughed my ass off, it´s just terribly awful.. there´s one and a half hour I never will get back in my life...That´s something I wish I can forget, because that shit wasnt at all important! She should have said:"Remember what´s important in life so you dont throw something meaningfull away, you just might end up with a life filled with pointless garbage...aaand dont drop your money, only loosers does that!!...and dont watch a movie called "Tomorrow never dies, it´s awful dont do it, I know Pierce brosnan has done some good bond-movies before, but trust me, this one Suuuucks..."
And another thing "...life filled with pointless garbage.." !?? Is there any place in the world that has great garbage? Isnt that kind of a given? that garbage is crap and pointless!? Do you think there is a person somewhere in the world who says; "Aaaah maaan, I just threw my gold in the garbage.. Daamn, that was really stupid, throwing away meaningfull garbage like that! wish I had some advice about that back in the days, it would have really helped right about now...."..!???
Cmoon, lets get rid of these crappy unnecessary advices, they are just tooo damn obvious, once and for all... By the way, I have neeever dropped money, only lost it to gambling..does that make me a bad or a good person for not dropping the money or that I loose them in gambling environments, huh mommy!?
Peace out
out of work or just miserably lazy!? Employment=Cup of Coffee in the mornings!
Okey, I think before starting to write this post: It´s not gonna be a long one, like aall the other ones, so let´s see if that can be arranged...
Ever realized that you are probably the laziest person in the world? I mean, just a little action or a thought that makes you start to think: "I think even the bums along the streets has a more busy schedule than I got..." Maybe I did the worst comparesment ever there because bums probably have a lot to do, lot of planning to do for the next hours in their life, about food, roof over their head("Hey guys, doesnt that parking- lot just screams; comfy stairwells?"), find a good begging-spot, a good begging-for change- hand- style and how they are going to catch the five day- forecast on the news,,,
I mean homeless guys are the only group of people that I feel are legit to ask the question: "Will the weather be good this week?" All you other people asking or even talking about the weather, STOP THAT! its so annoying, if you dont got anything to say, then be silent and vanish from my life, for god sake! If you REALLY want to know how the weather is going to be, like if you are going on a sailing- trip or something, then u probably already know the answer, because it´s just THAT important to you(!), and you trying to put the other dude in bad rep, NOT COOL, WeatherGeek!
Ok, fair enough, sailors and homeless dudes are legit to talk about the weather, because the weather is a big deal for their future...But everybody else, turn on the tele or go on the internet and find out for yourself...lazy...
(I just figured out that this aint gonna be a revolutionary post, this one is ALSO going to be long..to much adlibing, my bad..although fuck that, I dont feel sorry for that, I love adlibing and if you wont read something that is longer than four lines with a huuuge picture, that just makes you dumb...not me...)
Aah that brings me back to my point, Lazy, I discovered today, this morning, that I love coffee but I am still too lazy to make it, I mean; when it´s only for me, I mean making something only for myself? do I deserve that kind of good treatment? I dont have any job, spending a lot of the time in front of the computer due to my sad balance on my account and no girl to play with..do I deserve fresh coffee every morning?, Maaaybee an instant cup of coffee once in a while but there´s the line and I drew it!...or maybe it´s just like this; I am to lazy to wait for the water to get bubbly, suit up the old coffee- machine with a filter, WHICH I have to fill with coffee- grind, I, I dont know, sounds to much..work..
I think Iam just going to smell the coffee- grind for a while then have a glas of milk..yeah maybe some day I will drink a cup of coffee for breakfast, in my home, which I made myself.. that have to wait when I get a job.. But today, I will do, what I always do, pay for a cup of coffee, because someone actually wanted to make that cup just for me; A paying customer! I am happy with being that guy...
peace (not the weather- dudes, Is it really that important?, if it rains, grab an umbrella, that´s all you have to worry about, I mean where do you think you are living? The Amazones!? the weather doesnt changed that drastically here, that you have to check in with everyone you meet like every 15 min, it´s the saaame... geeez, dumbasses...)
Ever realized that you are probably the laziest person in the world? I mean, just a little action or a thought that makes you start to think: "I think even the bums along the streets has a more busy schedule than I got..." Maybe I did the worst comparesment ever there because bums probably have a lot to do, lot of planning to do for the next hours in their life, about food, roof over their head("Hey guys, doesnt that parking- lot just screams; comfy stairwells?"), find a good begging-spot, a good begging-for change- hand- style and how they are going to catch the five day- forecast on the news,,,
I mean homeless guys are the only group of people that I feel are legit to ask the question: "Will the weather be good this week?" All you other people asking or even talking about the weather, STOP THAT! its so annoying, if you dont got anything to say, then be silent and vanish from my life, for god sake! If you REALLY want to know how the weather is going to be, like if you are going on a sailing- trip or something, then u probably already know the answer, because it´s just THAT important to you(!), and you trying to put the other dude in bad rep, NOT COOL, WeatherGeek!
Ok, fair enough, sailors and homeless dudes are legit to talk about the weather, because the weather is a big deal for their future...But everybody else, turn on the tele or go on the internet and find out for yourself...lazy...
(I just figured out that this aint gonna be a revolutionary post, this one is ALSO going to be long..to much adlibing, my bad..although fuck that, I dont feel sorry for that, I love adlibing and if you wont read something that is longer than four lines with a huuuge picture, that just makes you dumb...not me...)
Aah that brings me back to my point, Lazy, I discovered today, this morning, that I love coffee but I am still too lazy to make it, I mean; when it´s only for me, I mean making something only for myself? do I deserve that kind of good treatment? I dont have any job, spending a lot of the time in front of the computer due to my sad balance on my account and no girl to play with..do I deserve fresh coffee every morning?, Maaaybee an instant cup of coffee once in a while but there´s the line and I drew it!...or maybe it´s just like this; I am to lazy to wait for the water to get bubbly, suit up the old coffee- machine with a filter, WHICH I have to fill with coffee- grind, I, I dont know, sounds to much..work..
I think Iam just going to smell the coffee- grind for a while then have a glas of milk..yeah maybe some day I will drink a cup of coffee for breakfast, in my home, which I made myself.. that have to wait when I get a job.. But today, I will do, what I always do, pay for a cup of coffee, because someone actually wanted to make that cup just for me; A paying customer! I am happy with being that guy...
peace (not the weather- dudes, Is it really that important?, if it rains, grab an umbrella, that´s all you have to worry about, I mean where do you think you are living? The Amazones!? the weather doesnt changed that drastically here, that you have to check in with everyone you meet like every 15 min, it´s the saaame... geeez, dumbasses...)
torsdag 18 september 2008
(the story is putted on hold) Crap, you only getting three!
okey the story have to wait.. I must have been high writing I would put it out here, fuck that! buut when I figure out more to this story than just a plot and the dude the whole story is about, I´ll get back to you!
Btw, wouldnt it be great to have the ctrl+Z- move in real life? I would love that, think about it, taking stuff back with bad excuses and lies would vanish from our lives..You know how awkward it can get everytime you do stuff that´s just not cool!? Of course you want to take those things back but you cant because I mean 9 times out of 10 when you get the question:"Why did you do this? Why in gods name were you totally checkin in that woman´s ass? Why!? you are married to ME dickwad!" the answer (if there´s one) is just as stupid as the action you just did! you can´t go and tell the truth to those question, then all the relationships in the world would be over in a second.. you "dont want" to tell a lie either but you have to cause the truth suck in those situations, I mean the truth to the ass-question!? cmon, seriously? really would you tell the truth: "What!? why shouldnt I!? since we got married you havent exercised one minute, you are getting FAT, Lady!",, yeah go with that, see what it leads you...divorce dumbass!
So the truth sucks, lying gives you guilt, so what you do? (Well, you could stop looking at other female´s rears all day, but seriously, that aint gonna happen, cause we are guys and guys equals pigs and you have said that all along ladies, so how can you even think about trusting a pig and think he is going to do better? aah the naivetivity...) well IF, you had the ctrl+Z- move, you´d hit that in a second, how great would that feel, just go "Yeah baby shake those puppies for me!" then just "ooh fuck.." then the question comes: "Why were you looking down that woman´s cleevage for? arn´t mine good enough for you,HuH??" you can easily go: "oh I am sry honey, I "Regret" it(ctrl+Z, ctrl+Z) Then "SLAAP!!, right in the face"..."craap... I forgot you can only use it three times and I fucked her sister during lunch!! But hey at least she caught me with this cleevage-thing, it could have been worse, I am going to Vegas tomorrow, then boom, three new ones coming right up!:D""
I love technology... peace out!
Btw, wouldnt it be great to have the ctrl+Z- move in real life? I would love that, think about it, taking stuff back with bad excuses and lies would vanish from our lives..You know how awkward it can get everytime you do stuff that´s just not cool!? Of course you want to take those things back but you cant because I mean 9 times out of 10 when you get the question:"Why did you do this? Why in gods name were you totally checkin in that woman´s ass? Why!? you are married to ME dickwad!" the answer (if there´s one) is just as stupid as the action you just did! you can´t go and tell the truth to those question, then all the relationships in the world would be over in a second.. you "dont want" to tell a lie either but you have to cause the truth suck in those situations, I mean the truth to the ass-question!? cmon, seriously? really would you tell the truth: "What!? why shouldnt I!? since we got married you havent exercised one minute, you are getting FAT, Lady!",, yeah go with that, see what it leads you...divorce dumbass!
So the truth sucks, lying gives you guilt, so what you do? (Well, you could stop looking at other female´s rears all day, but seriously, that aint gonna happen, cause we are guys and guys equals pigs and you have said that all along ladies, so how can you even think about trusting a pig and think he is going to do better? aah the naivetivity...) well IF, you had the ctrl+Z- move, you´d hit that in a second, how great would that feel, just go "Yeah baby shake those puppies for me!" then just "ooh fuck.." then the question comes: "Why were you looking down that woman´s cleevage for? arn´t mine good enough for you,HuH??" you can easily go: "oh I am sry honey, I "Regret" it(ctrl+Z, ctrl+Z) Then "SLAAP!!, right in the face"..."craap... I forgot you can only use it three times and I fucked her sister during lunch!! But hey at least she caught me with this cleevage-thing, it could have been worse, I am going to Vegas tomorrow, then boom, three new ones coming right up!:D""
I love technology... peace out!
tisdag 16 september 2008
IF you like it comment or even pass it along please!
Ok, here´s the thing...I like to scramble down words and see what I get.. So, yeah pumping words on to a piece of paper is one of my favourite things! And being a young gun in this generation were there is a preettyy big piece of paper for my advantage which also happen to be pretty public ( I am of course talking about the internet, aah our beloved internet, who could live without, seriously!?)
So why dont take a shot? Well, I guess I did but a personal blogg(?), telling everybody who I am(?), well I havent even done that although I have a blogg..it´s not personal, because, well in case you didnt notice there is the pretty obvious word, "Alter Ego", in the name "Walter Drego" and of course it could have been more obvious if I would had given it time to think of something creative but, hey, what can I tell you, it´s not my style, impulses and adlibing are two favourite personal features of mine!
But anyway, here is my shot and I think I am going to take it..I am gonna type down as much as I can here on this blogg on a little story I have been thinking about, but I havent written it down, because I thought it was just a thought before I fell asleep..but ideas and storyboard kept coming back everytime before visiting the old dream- factory so I thought what the hell!? I will type down them from now on after this post! but if you would think it is rubbish than just stop reading it but on the other hand if you kind of like it, I would be honoured to know, and maybe even you could pass my URL forward, and say, hey want a good read with some humour into it!? go to http://walterdrego.blogspot.com/ if you can undestand english with crappy grammar with a lot of irony in it!
...starting tomorrow....peace:D
So why dont take a shot? Well, I guess I did but a personal blogg(?), telling everybody who I am(?), well I havent even done that although I have a blogg..it´s not personal, because, well in case you didnt notice there is the pretty obvious word, "Alter Ego", in the name "Walter Drego" and of course it could have been more obvious if I would had given it time to think of something creative but, hey, what can I tell you, it´s not my style, impulses and adlibing are two favourite personal features of mine!
But anyway, here is my shot and I think I am going to take it..I am gonna type down as much as I can here on this blogg on a little story I have been thinking about, but I havent written it down, because I thought it was just a thought before I fell asleep..but ideas and storyboard kept coming back everytime before visiting the old dream- factory so I thought what the hell!? I will type down them from now on after this post! but if you would think it is rubbish than just stop reading it but on the other hand if you kind of like it, I would be honoured to know, and maybe even you could pass my URL forward, and say, hey want a good read with some humour into it!? go to http://walterdrego.blogspot.com/ if you can undestand english with crappy grammar with a lot of irony in it!
...starting tomorrow....peace:D
why are there so many fuckheads on the Internet!??
First of all, go swallow a knife all of you that are posting movieclips on youtube with false titles.. there are a couple of you knuckleheads out there that obviously finds it hilarious to post movies with titles like "20 funniest moments on family guy" and so forth, but are these funniest moments in that movie? are there any parallell to family guy, like an idiot tryin to resemble the the voice- overs!??
NOO there is just a fucking annyoing sound with psychodelic colours, or an idiot that repeate a 2 second clip, for 3 minutes, of himself screaming his moronic face off!!
Whats the humoristic line in that? Is there any point for it what so ever? Can this tool even observe the funny part when "fooling" a viewer!??
NOO, to all the above, there is no punchline, no "leading up- uh oh- here comes the scary part- HAHAHA kind of a thing,,, noooothing! He cant even be a part of it, because then he probably would be stoned to death ( it wouldnt surprise me though if these fuckers enjoy and gets a kick out of that too,,.. sick morons!) by all the ones that actually appreciate the marvelleous phenomenon that is "Broadcoast yourself- Humour"!
Aaah, I get soo pissed, because now I probably gonna miss an awesome clip because the energy is being sucked out of you when u see a little moron moving his head spastically back and forth and screaming with a high pitch- voice, in a clip that is named "The best clips ever from all funny crap you can think of" (Hopefully you, my readers, if you exist, understand the irony in that title, becuase those titles speaks for themself, if you click on those you are the moron, not the guy IN the clip..) and you are thinking to yourself "What is the point with being a douchBag on the internet if there´s no gratitude from other people around the world and of course there´s no money involved, and you just wish for one second that you had the ability to give out cancer through a screen with just using your eyes, that would suit for those moments, I tell ya that!
NOO there is just a fucking annyoing sound with psychodelic colours, or an idiot that repeate a 2 second clip, for 3 minutes, of himself screaming his moronic face off!!
Whats the humoristic line in that? Is there any point for it what so ever? Can this tool even observe the funny part when "fooling" a viewer!??
NOO, to all the above, there is no punchline, no "leading up- uh oh- here comes the scary part- HAHAHA kind of a thing,,, noooothing! He cant even be a part of it, because then he probably would be stoned to death ( it wouldnt surprise me though if these fuckers enjoy and gets a kick out of that too,,.. sick morons!) by all the ones that actually appreciate the marvelleous phenomenon that is "Broadcoast yourself- Humour"!
Aaah, I get soo pissed, because now I probably gonna miss an awesome clip because the energy is being sucked out of you when u see a little moron moving his head spastically back and forth and screaming with a high pitch- voice, in a clip that is named "The best clips ever from all funny crap you can think of" (Hopefully you, my readers, if you exist, understand the irony in that title, becuase those titles speaks for themself, if you click on those you are the moron, not the guy IN the clip..) and you are thinking to yourself "What is the point with being a douchBag on the internet if there´s no gratitude from other people around the world and of course there´s no money involved, and you just wish for one second that you had the ability to give out cancer through a screen with just using your eyes, that would suit for those moments, I tell ya that!
måndag 15 september 2008
The Ego has landed!
My ego has it´s ups and downs every day but today I just realized that I look good in crappy- looking clothes... does that make me ugly, because I look as ugly as the Fugly* clothes I am wearing so it is kind of a great match, or is it that I am just good looking that I can pull off even the most dreadful piece of clothing?
I believe that you can see a crappy shirt but still see a great looking person, but who will put on an awful shirt? Well, most often it is when you are at home and no one can see you in the shabby clothes except yourself in the mirror and you are wearing it simply because it is comfortable and you dont care what the mirror is showcasing right in front of your eyes... and why is that by the way? Why is it, that your most awful clothes are the ones that are great to wear while relaxing? Are the clothing companies in some big bet with each other to see how far they can take comfort out to streets? How many of the consumers is going out in social environments with nastylooking clothes but they are so comfortable so they just dont care anymore? "Yeah I know, it is just horrible, this outfit, and I think I will never loose my virginity thanks to this red and purple shirt but, Hey, it was a hard bet to begin with so I might as well be comfartable while I am being an idiot.." New slogans will appear: "Dress as a looser, but feel like a King!"
I guess I am just that shallow in that sence that I know I am wearing an absolute horror for a shirt but still want to check myself out everytime I pass the mirror, to like "Well, If someone would see me in this shirt at least I know I would look pretty smashing!" But to be honest, seriously the only one who could see me, would be the craziest stalker ever, due to my apartment is located on the fourth floor, and I mean if I got a stalker, I dont think she is going to judge me for my appearence, I think she has already proven her point that she likes me for who I am when she is across the street in a tent with binoculars praying to god I might take a shower because she has just rigged up a "Too Hot for Shower"- cam two days ago when I forgot to lock the door, because you know, she would be a STALKER!
*Putting a capped out F in front of an adjective that starts with a vowel just means you have to say Fucking infront of it...like the example above in the text would go; fucking + ugly = Fugly
I believe that you can see a crappy shirt but still see a great looking person, but who will put on an awful shirt? Well, most often it is when you are at home and no one can see you in the shabby clothes except yourself in the mirror and you are wearing it simply because it is comfortable and you dont care what the mirror is showcasing right in front of your eyes... and why is that by the way? Why is it, that your most awful clothes are the ones that are great to wear while relaxing? Are the clothing companies in some big bet with each other to see how far they can take comfort out to streets? How many of the consumers is going out in social environments with nastylooking clothes but they are so comfortable so they just dont care anymore? "Yeah I know, it is just horrible, this outfit, and I think I will never loose my virginity thanks to this red and purple shirt but, Hey, it was a hard bet to begin with so I might as well be comfartable while I am being an idiot.." New slogans will appear: "Dress as a looser, but feel like a King!"
I guess I am just that shallow in that sence that I know I am wearing an absolute horror for a shirt but still want to check myself out everytime I pass the mirror, to like "Well, If someone would see me in this shirt at least I know I would look pretty smashing!" But to be honest, seriously the only one who could see me, would be the craziest stalker ever, due to my apartment is located on the fourth floor, and I mean if I got a stalker, I dont think she is going to judge me for my appearence, I think she has already proven her point that she likes me for who I am when she is across the street in a tent with binoculars praying to god I might take a shower because she has just rigged up a "Too Hot for Shower"- cam two days ago when I forgot to lock the door, because you know, she would be a STALKER!
*Putting a capped out F in front of an adjective that starts with a vowel just means you have to say Fucking infront of it...like the example above in the text would go; fucking + ugly = Fugly
note; grammar is awful for a reason!
I know, my spelling and the correctness of grammar is not quite in order and there is a very reasonable explaination which is, first of all this spellcheck is crap! But the more obvious one is that I am swedish and I find the english language more suitable for mediating individual views and personal opinions with feelings than I do with the swedish language.. And it is not that I am bad, because I think I am pretty good with overseas- languages, I pick up new words pretty easily and I want to learn it is just that sometimes when writing I am not 100% on how the correct grammar should go, becuase I kind of go with the flow and I choose what sounds right but as mentioned above, it´s not choosed with 100% certainty, lets just leave it to that!
And also, the whole apostrophe- world is pretty unknown for me with the english words on my keyboard, I mean I know 9 times out of 10 where they are suppose to be, its just that I am to lazy and that 10:th case could come up and slap me in the face so I just say fuck all the apostrophes because you all know what I mean anyway (IF there are any readers of course, than otherwise it really doesnt matter)
And also, the whole apostrophe- world is pretty unknown for me with the english words on my keyboard, I mean I know 9 times out of 10 where they are suppose to be, its just that I am to lazy and that 10:th case could come up and slap me in the face so I just say fuck all the apostrophes because you all know what I mean anyway (IF there are any readers of course, than otherwise it really doesnt matter)
(Adlib is a great thing!) not a good feature...
I just looked at the blogg and saw that I write pretty long chapters and maybe that´s a bad thing...
Well, I guess the right thing to do is to cut down my opinions and personal views much like they do to forests when they are to big..Hopefully we wont do that when the asian people are 20 billion in what, shall we say, in Spring 2009!?? Maan they are a big bunch now, are they not? I dig the asian people though, they have given us aaaa lot, so keep shagging like bunnies and thanks for the great job you have been doing so far! Appreciate it, seriously!
Aaaand I just realized why my texts allways ends up longer than freaking Shac, and that is why I adlib too much... I think I should stick to the story, but then again, that is why this blogg started to exist in the first place, I wanted to adlib and shortcuting a couple of funny sidestories, because I like to write my opinions..All though I should have waited on that information a little bit longer because it would look ridiculous if I got bored and stoped writing on this blogg and the last thing you read is "I like to write"...kind of dumb right? You would think I am dead for crying out loud!
But that is another pretty obvious personal feature I have and I realized that a while ago, I get easily bored! and that is not a good feature I can tell you that... And how fast I get bored is in proportion to how long the activity, or whatever the hell I get bored of, is.. I mean for example if it is a TV-show lasting for 30 minutes I will probably get bored after 16 minutes, although this is all in my head, the boredom I mean not that I am dilussional... So I can stick it out due to the lack of future activity but I will probably never for all the gold in Fort Knox see the next episode...
That´s the kind of guy I am, and although it doesnt sound so bad to get bored over a TV-show, cmon everybody gets bored of the old digital Jack in the box, what are you crying about!? but it´s the same for me; for everything(!)... and that can sometimes include people..ookey alright almost always but that doesnt mean I dont have good friends because I do, I have a couple of dudes that I consider as brothers and those I could never get bored of..well, of course I can, but they are close, so I can say that to their faces but that hasnt happened yet so no I dont get bored with them..
So, it is pretty obvious right now is it not!?
Yupp, it is the girls I get easily bored about, and not girls perse because I love women, but I havent met someone that I really want to meet again.. and again and again and so on...I have had relationships but that´s not the same, because I got bored of those too, and also to fast..I regret sometimes not sticking out with it and see if it would have lead to something better because as soon as I hunch a yawn in the back of my mind, I end it! And is not that I dont want a woman by my side, because damn it I do, I just havent met her yet..I think..., and if I did I just got bored and blew her of my side like dust on my shoulder!
Well, I guess the right thing to do is to cut down my opinions and personal views much like they do to forests when they are to big..Hopefully we wont do that when the asian people are 20 billion in what, shall we say, in Spring 2009!?? Maan they are a big bunch now, are they not? I dig the asian people though, they have given us aaaa lot, so keep shagging like bunnies and thanks for the great job you have been doing so far! Appreciate it, seriously!
Aaaand I just realized why my texts allways ends up longer than freaking Shac, and that is why I adlib too much... I think I should stick to the story, but then again, that is why this blogg started to exist in the first place, I wanted to adlib and shortcuting a couple of funny sidestories, because I like to write my opinions..All though I should have waited on that information a little bit longer because it would look ridiculous if I got bored and stoped writing on this blogg and the last thing you read is "I like to write"...kind of dumb right? You would think I am dead for crying out loud!
But that is another pretty obvious personal feature I have and I realized that a while ago, I get easily bored! and that is not a good feature I can tell you that... And how fast I get bored is in proportion to how long the activity, or whatever the hell I get bored of, is.. I mean for example if it is a TV-show lasting for 30 minutes I will probably get bored after 16 minutes, although this is all in my head, the boredom I mean not that I am dilussional... So I can stick it out due to the lack of future activity but I will probably never for all the gold in Fort Knox see the next episode...
That´s the kind of guy I am, and although it doesnt sound so bad to get bored over a TV-show, cmon everybody gets bored of the old digital Jack in the box, what are you crying about!? but it´s the same for me; for everything(!)... and that can sometimes include people..ookey alright almost always but that doesnt mean I dont have good friends because I do, I have a couple of dudes that I consider as brothers and those I could never get bored of..well, of course I can, but they are close, so I can say that to their faces but that hasnt happened yet so no I dont get bored with them..
So, it is pretty obvious right now is it not!?
Yupp, it is the girls I get easily bored about, and not girls perse because I love women, but I havent met someone that I really want to meet again.. and again and again and so on...I have had relationships but that´s not the same, because I got bored of those too, and also to fast..I regret sometimes not sticking out with it and see if it would have lead to something better because as soon as I hunch a yawn in the back of my mind, I end it! And is not that I dont want a woman by my side, because damn it I do, I just havent met her yet..I think..., and if I did I just got bored and blew her of my side like dust on my shoulder!
All blonds are not dumb bimbos, someones you can even have discussions with(not the forced ones) and really, reaally enjoying it!
I love to be right at the end, especially when my correctness have had time to grow through a loud maybe even violent discussion. And when I mean right I do not mean "No I am right and that´s that, end of discussion, haha in your face- kind of a way!" noo nooo nooo, NO! I mean the Right when the otherone is Wrong. And by wrong I dont mean "yeah whatever, You are right, whatever..." I mean Wrong when they admit it aaafter all the arguments and views have been putted on the table and then say "huh, yeah I guess you are right!" (Maybe even with a "thanks man!" after that for the learning and teaching kind of a thing, like a master and protogé, but it´s not necessary at all...but it helps for my ego and nothing else!)
I mean who doesnt right!?
Buuut, I also love to be proven wrong, IF it has grounds to stand on then otherwise I just wont believe something extraordinary..because then it has drastically moved from truth or educating to plain old lies or a fairytale! but yes, being proved wrong isnt, everytime a bad thing and I came to that conclusion this weekend.. but being proven wrong and loosing in your typical fight with girlfriends, friends, parents..cats depending on what kind of a life you are living, are not the same thing!
Loosing in a fight just means that you couldnt come up with more words during the argument so you stormed out, still furious as hell or you have already won the fight due to the other individual lack of words- storming out- Move, which you can relate to chess, but instead of storming out you just throw the chess- table to the ground and laugh because you hate chess and you had been forced to play it from the beginning of time every Christmas Eve with your grandfather becuase all his chess- buddies are all very dead...sorry big sidestep there.... (where am I, where am I where am I?),,,aaah yes, loosing in a fight...BUT(!) being proved wrong is NOT the same thing, because that can be, in fact, quite liberating, or even satisfying if you stick to my story, and if you have an intellect that can produce braincells quick enough for the great gift of reading between the lines and if you have that you are doing just fine...
This weekend! Aah yes; My conclusion equals When you learn that your, or even the society´s, thoughts on stereotypes are being proved wrong, it can be quite the thrill- ride and you can say that you have been completely wrong in the past! of course, the thoughts from your past on stereotypes and prejudices are always exaggerated becuase every time the material for your stereotype crosses your path trough your everyday- life, it works as a fuel and you kind of say to yourself inside your head " huh, wow, I have really been right about this all along, because maan, every god damn.....(figure it out!)!" because no smoke without fire but sometimes, in rare moments where you could never predict it, the material for your stereotype comes along and proves you deadWrong, and that people,, is exactly what happened to me this weekend!
From now on I will never, ever start my views when putted verbally and/or in writing, with words that points out that my views are for all with the same estetic, personal, or any, feature you can think of that can match stereotypical thoughts, no instead I will use an individual feature for that person, say like their name, IF I have to supply my opinions to anyone (that ecuals bullshit- talk or café-talk and you all know that!)
And that was really satisfying and I am glad to now fill in the headline, and for you to use your imagination and figure it out all on your own!
But the moral to this story is; It can be OK to have stereotypical thoughts but let it be thoughts in your head because otherwise you can hurt someone, and instead feel great when you realize that you have been proven wrong and at the same time you didnt had to hurt someone by putting those thoughts out there,, and you will see that you didnt had to storm out the room cursing to be wrong!
I mean who doesnt right!?
Buuut, I also love to be proven wrong, IF it has grounds to stand on then otherwise I just wont believe something extraordinary..because then it has drastically moved from truth or educating to plain old lies or a fairytale! but yes, being proved wrong isnt, everytime a bad thing and I came to that conclusion this weekend.. but being proven wrong and loosing in your typical fight with girlfriends, friends, parents..cats depending on what kind of a life you are living, are not the same thing!
Loosing in a fight just means that you couldnt come up with more words during the argument so you stormed out, still furious as hell or you have already won the fight due to the other individual lack of words- storming out- Move, which you can relate to chess, but instead of storming out you just throw the chess- table to the ground and laugh because you hate chess and you had been forced to play it from the beginning of time every Christmas Eve with your grandfather becuase all his chess- buddies are all very dead...sorry big sidestep there.... (where am I, where am I where am I?),,,aaah yes, loosing in a fight...BUT(!) being proved wrong is NOT the same thing, because that can be, in fact, quite liberating, or even satisfying if you stick to my story, and if you have an intellect that can produce braincells quick enough for the great gift of reading between the lines and if you have that you are doing just fine...
This weekend! Aah yes; My conclusion equals When you learn that your, or even the society´s, thoughts on stereotypes are being proved wrong, it can be quite the thrill- ride and you can say that you have been completely wrong in the past! of course, the thoughts from your past on stereotypes and prejudices are always exaggerated becuase every time the material for your stereotype crosses your path trough your everyday- life, it works as a fuel and you kind of say to yourself inside your head " huh, wow, I have really been right about this all along, because maan, every god damn.....(figure it out!)!" because no smoke without fire but sometimes, in rare moments where you could never predict it, the material for your stereotype comes along and proves you deadWrong, and that people,, is exactly what happened to me this weekend!
From now on I will never, ever start my views when putted verbally and/or in writing, with words that points out that my views are for all with the same estetic, personal, or any, feature you can think of that can match stereotypical thoughts, no instead I will use an individual feature for that person, say like their name, IF I have to supply my opinions to anyone (that ecuals bullshit- talk or café-talk and you all know that!)
And that was really satisfying and I am glad to now fill in the headline, and for you to use your imagination and figure it out all on your own!
But the moral to this story is; It can be OK to have stereotypical thoughts but let it be thoughts in your head because otherwise you can hurt someone, and instead feel great when you realize that you have been proven wrong and at the same time you didnt had to hurt someone by putting those thoughts out there,, and you will see that you didnt had to storm out the room cursing to be wrong!
falling asleep is suppose to be the easiest thing!
I like the fact that wherever I turn my head, facing toward any media of course, I see a lot of insomniac- problems; people are becoming more and more workoholics which results into sleeping disorders... I can, in some way understand why some people work their asses off to work their way up on the hiring ladder and / or if the jobdescriptions equals fun and laughter ( and I know what your asking yourself right now, where on earth can I find a job that equals fun and laughter?), and they do exist if you have been given the rare oppurtunity to work with something where you can answer the question: "So what do you do?" with "I have always wanted to do this because I have dreamt about it since I was a kid..." and under those sircumstances the person answering has probably worked his /her ass off, both in the pre- job environment such as school and also after they have been hired and have made an "inside- career"...
And another answer to that question is "I am just good at what I do and I have always dreamt about it since I was a kid!" that means they are in the small group with a "talent" of some kind, and can provide their family of what it needs and more thanks to their music talent, athletic talent or he / she just happened to be the first person who ate 69 pizzas back to back and got into the world of records- book or whatever, note; I have no idea if that record is being held by anyone out there, it was just an example...
But working my ass off for something that is not forfilling nor equals fun and laughter? Knowing I am just working becuase my daddy dont own one of the largest and most profitable hotels in the world and my mother is actaully not the first person holding a record for eating 69 pizzas back to back and therefor has not a multimillion dollar deal for commercials etc etc.. No, I am working only for the simple reason to go by without looking out a window with bars, and so I dont end up staring with closed eyes in a nice suit in a very klaustrofobic bed with crying relatives around the bedspread! Just working for the simple fact to hang on and to make a tuesday out of a monday and a wednesday out of a tuesday and so on (I think u get the picture and if not, you are slow and are probably one of those people that are paying attention during the safety- theater before take-off)... And that is not a rare group doing so, no that is the majority that do so, because that´s life! So why are there so many workoholics then??
Reeelaaax and do what you are suppose to do and fall asleep when you want, maybe even during a long train- ride, without problems and definitively without a prescription from your doctor! Sleeping is a natural thing, everybody does it, and it is supposed to come natural, withOUT popping pills, but when I say this; your job isnt everything even if you have nothing and you are a nobody cause if you think your job is everything, sooner or later, you are going to realize you dont even have sanity, and then you are in a rare group becuase sanity comes for free(well, for most of us) and then it´s waving bye bye to the nice man in the white long coat, and you will discover this to late; that it is in fact easier to fall asleep than staying awake stressing around working your ass off all the time, and BOOM that huge door will slam so hard, and you have worked so hard to get to the point where you are right now,, In a small ass room with a big door, and you have no longer control, not even the control to open and close your own door cause your arms are tied around your back and doesnt it kill you when you think all I had to do was to fall asleep, nothing else, you didnt even have to sleep with anyone else, just with yourself, to get that easy task! Irony can be a bitch- slap away sometimes!
And another answer to that question is "I am just good at what I do and I have always dreamt about it since I was a kid!" that means they are in the small group with a "talent" of some kind, and can provide their family of what it needs and more thanks to their music talent, athletic talent or he / she just happened to be the first person who ate 69 pizzas back to back and got into the world of records- book or whatever, note; I have no idea if that record is being held by anyone out there, it was just an example...
But working my ass off for something that is not forfilling nor equals fun and laughter? Knowing I am just working becuase my daddy dont own one of the largest and most profitable hotels in the world and my mother is actaully not the first person holding a record for eating 69 pizzas back to back and therefor has not a multimillion dollar deal for commercials etc etc.. No, I am working only for the simple reason to go by without looking out a window with bars, and so I dont end up staring with closed eyes in a nice suit in a very klaustrofobic bed with crying relatives around the bedspread! Just working for the simple fact to hang on and to make a tuesday out of a monday and a wednesday out of a tuesday and so on (I think u get the picture and if not, you are slow and are probably one of those people that are paying attention during the safety- theater before take-off)... And that is not a rare group doing so, no that is the majority that do so, because that´s life! So why are there so many workoholics then??
Reeelaaax and do what you are suppose to do and fall asleep when you want, maybe even during a long train- ride, without problems and definitively without a prescription from your doctor! Sleeping is a natural thing, everybody does it, and it is supposed to come natural, withOUT popping pills, but when I say this; your job isnt everything even if you have nothing and you are a nobody cause if you think your job is everything, sooner or later, you are going to realize you dont even have sanity, and then you are in a rare group becuase sanity comes for free(well, for most of us) and then it´s waving bye bye to the nice man in the white long coat, and you will discover this to late; that it is in fact easier to fall asleep than staying awake stressing around working your ass off all the time, and BOOM that huge door will slam so hard, and you have worked so hard to get to the point where you are right now,, In a small ass room with a big door, and you have no longer control, not even the control to open and close your own door cause your arms are tied around your back and doesnt it kill you when you think all I had to do was to fall asleep, nothing else, you didnt even have to sleep with anyone else, just with yourself, to get that easy task! Irony can be a bitch- slap away sometimes!
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